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Spooky (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-19 16:22:50
Edited:
2026-10-19 16:46:46
Imported:
2026-11

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Zombies?! In this economy?! Do you know how expensive they are to feed???

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Wyrl

Isn't that just like a zombie...taking jobs from hard working Americans!

V

Just feed the zombies billionaires, it'll solve all our problems! :D

CanDude

I LOVE the *whack!* in Panel 3! 🤣🤣🤣 The little bit of spittle from Mombie was the perfect addition!

Pizza Cake Comics

Oooooh noooo I couldn't possibly condone this...that would be......so awful...

el_zilcho

Nah they taste terrible because of all the placenta/beef tallow/motor oil/whatever they inject into their penises to stay young. No need to subject innocent zombies to that

el_zilcho

Plot twist: Zombie Ellen is the original Ellen and the current Ellen is Gym Ellen after adopting Ellen Prime’s wardrobe

Saigo

Geez even in the afterlife the job market is fucked!

Adam Goss

If she were an American zombie, maybe she would be coming up to vote early, to get rid of REAL monsters down here!

Will

Super cute.

Pizza Cake Comics

Even a zombie with no brains or functioning nervous system knows enough to do their civic duty!

Kathryn Fortunato

No but really, Zombellen is right. It's a real bear to get a job right now.

Rhonda✨

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

Ellie and Alex

Oh the picture of raising from the grave is spectacular!

Zihuatanejo

The market for zombies really dried up once the AI data centers started demanding human brains. But literal human sacrifice is a small price to pay for not having to click a link on Google, amirite?

StSquiggy

Just *BONK* 😂

Kurdt

Your horror art is sick! Love to see it

AE Gonzalez

Considering what happened with the other Ellens, I’m kinda surprised this didn’t end in another make out session.

Quinten

I have 3 jobs, 6 if you include the ones I don't get paid for. Sleep is the best part of the day.