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Di$ney (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-30 21:05:22
Imported:
2026-06

Content

I will never financially recover from going to Disneyworld

(also, here's a bonus sneak peak of the follow-up Disney comic!)

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Comments

paul

I usually book the fastlane to the grumpy package hehe

El sancho

How much do they charge to leave

bcd051

The grumpy package, sadly, does not come with the "please leave me alone" package

David Unsworth

What was the most expensive thing you don't regret buying?

Stefan

But they've got you but the nostalgia! And the balls, because that's where my kid came from

Kevin

Should of gone to Universal Studios instead.

Finite Love

The sunburn is a nice touch

Paul Jones

Happiest place on earth!! It’s brutal to the wallet but I love it.

The Comic that eats like a Puzzle

How DARE YOU to besmirch the good name of Disney, we welcomed you down here with open arms to lovely Orlando and you have the nerve...oh who am I kidding all of us down here know Disney is fucking way too expensive. Even with the discounts we get for living here, it is still so expensive. I hope you have a great time anyway. It is an experience!

CanDude

That's me, coming back from Vegas. Walking down the jetway, I'm doing the Vince Macmahon power walk. Flying back? I'm full-on Tiger King. "I will never financially recover from this..." 😅

CanDude

I just noticed the subtle sunburns you put on Ellen's body. My brother damn near melted when he went in September!

Kennith Kenif.

I would like to go one more time in my life. Simply myself to see what it was like as the last time I went I was 5. Maybe when I am 57 and have money.

John Madigan

I had fun but I plotted it so far in advance and put aside specific funds for everything way in advance so I didn't have to think about the fact I spent half a grand on lightsabers alone.

Mystery

My mom told me that when she was a kid, they went to Disneyland. She said, it was cheap and a little book of tickets is how you got on rides. The E ticket was for fast rides. She's 60 and her and my dad went there last year and the ticket to get in was $125 and to get into the California part was another $100 and the wait in line was 3 hours! She was disappointed and so not happy.

FalkusVipus

That's how The Mouse wants it

Adam D

Grumpy like the dwarf! I get it! 😜

John

Have you ever seen the South Park parodies of Disney. It’s basically Mickey kicking the shit out of anyone who fucks with his money supply. I saw it and thought it was hilarious satire until I went there and got robbed by the fucking mouse every time I turned around. Can we get Fit Ellen kicking the shit out of various totally not Disney characters?