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Sorry it's been a bit quiet here lately, but I've been hard at work trying to get this video out in time for December, and it's probably the fastest I've ever put together a video without half assing it!  

This one was crazy fun to make, and I have to give a MASSIVE shoutout to Mrs B for her help. She did all the hair and makeup and yeah you'll see what I'm talking about when you watch the video. Oh and if you're wondering why I didn't review anything from December and the video ends in November, it's cause I'm absolutely exhausted and refuse to wait for anything else to happen in this month to talk about 😆 I've already put off playing God of War Ragnarok to get this one done, so now, I'm taking a hiatus!!

Ill post a bit more later on, but for now, I hope you enjoy the video, and let me know what you think. 

Please enjoy this behind the scenes photo of biscuit: 

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Amber Attorney

Stoked to check this out - may the Blownaparts enjoy their richly-deserved respite!

fu

Damn how tf did you get Steven Seagal for a cameo at the end?!? you're moving up in the world !! good video

AJ

I legit forgot jonesy head banging the car was this year lmao. Fuck 2022 FLEW by us. And I need to get one of those dope ass segal shirts🤣

nofx989

Dude, you killed it. Laughed through the whole video front to back. The "In Memoriam" part was amazing, the short summary of Joe Rogans "Comedy" material to the Blowie awards... just hilarious the whole way through. Thanks for the laughs. Happy holidays to you and your loved ones. All the best

Cosmic WinRAR

oh no just got to the end, 10/10 i hate this

Ash

Super Snek he may be but Dillashaw didn't jump straight to the title. He beat Sandhagen last year. I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder. Brilliant vid as always old boy!

Michael Crites

Can’t forget, November 2022 was the first appearance of Blownapart Merch on a UFC card. Truly the highlight of UFC 281.

Patrick Leonard

Never been more proud to have my name on a project. Holiday shout out to your family.

Justin Cichy

You forgot the part where Paddy twerked

ACE!

Pumped to watch this, been in love w the content for the last year or so and only just found your patreon existed 20 minutes ago lmfao

RJAmos

I have never been a patron to anyone but my man Napoleon just worth every penny 💪🫵🏻

Nathaniel henden

Loved the video Mr.B. a very real assessment of this year's shit shows and nonsense. But a fun year at that

Xion Collins

Loved it. A lot of stupid shit happened in 2022 that I'd forgotten about. I feel bad for Walker though- not only is he training at SBG Ireland, but he's getting shit on in Vegas too. How can ya not like the guy. Thanks for the time you and Mrs. B put into these little gems. And happy holidays from the Collins family to yours 🤙

BeefCheeks

All I want for Christmas is 9 hours of new Napoleon Blownapart videos. Looking forward to this one.

Iridewoodlmao

I think you may have outdone “Marcus Brimage doctor stoppage” you musical genius

GoatyMcGoatface

I'm a patron, hoe do I get the password to watch it

Steve Olsen

Wonderful work man! That outro had me fucking rolling

Jason

I hope more fighters have awkward Disney-based trash talk. “You, uh, can’t put me on my back cause I’m like Quasimodo and there’s a hunch. Can’t go on my back, see.” Or “ Like Aladdin, I’m gonna take you to a whole new world. Uh, and then they’ll have to like fly you out on a rug cause the whole new world is a knockout, uh, cause I’m so good at knocking things out like Aladdin.”

Carl Alva

So...can we make the Tito Ortiz awards for worst burns a thing? We could call them "The Titos". Also, Rhonda Blade is an abomination.

Anthony Bagalayos (edited)

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2026-09-13 11:00 Ay man love vids keep doing your thing can’t wait for more stuff in the future
2022-12-07 08:08

jason goldstein

Absolute perfection Napoleon and a cameo at the end by the one and only Neven Blegal with a live version of his hit single. This is the peak of what western civilization has to offer and I’m Sorry To Hear That.

MIND|BODY|SOUL WITH BILAL FAWAZ

A tremendous addition to the opus. Blownapart is the Michelangelo of MMA content, the Van Gogh of Violence, the Seagal of the scissors sweep.

Napoleon Blownapart

Scissor sweep is probably too difficult for sensei Seagal, I feel like standing still with hands positioned to distract from his gut and mumbling incoherently is more his lane..

Verse Omega

My cats name is “Biscotti” but we call him biscuit!…

Krumpelstiltskin

Top-notch content. And a cracking job by Mrs B on the makeup, in particular the fake tan around the face/neck line. Been on a bit of a Seagal binge lately, which I have mixed feelings about because it's hilarious to make fun of him but also I don't like renting his movies and potentially giving income to a Putin shill and ALLEGED rapist. However, I did learn that one of his films, Force of Execution, has fuckin Frank Mir in it! He doesn't get a word in, let alone a full line. 'Alexander Guard #7' is his credit.

broootalturjo

FINALLY I can watch this my patreon was acting up big time whats good big dog hope you and the family have a great christmas and new years my man

Preston Newhouse

Killed it again! Please do a live stream of first power slap legue episode

Preston Newhouse

Also the David guetta with the segal drop has me dying