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So with the video mostly done, It's time to chat shit about this one for a bit while I'm waiting on the youtube version to render, cause I cant play any videogames while rendering, and thanks to all the Jake Paul videos I watched, my Youtube algorithm is shot to shit and only recommending me garbage!

So speaking of the Youtube version, this is the most butchering I've had to do to a video to attempt to get it past Youtubes censorship ever. The YT overlords really do think all of us are children incapable of consuming media that's considered even slightly mature. I've had to censor every swear word, I've had to cut out the clip of that awesome bit of trash talk between 2 influencers where one guy threatens to blow the other dude. The brief clips of War footage in the "shit 20's" section I've had to lower its opacity so its barely visible, either that or I would've had to remove it entirely. Had to censor the aftermath of Garcia vs Hotta, had to censor the Jake Paul sexual assault allegations (literally just blanked out the words "sexual assault"), removed most of the clips of KSI harassing the women at the Eurogamer expo, censored the Jake Paul sex toy scene (tho it was dumb of me to not censor that in the first place), and other assorted cuts here and there.

It wouldn't be so bad if YT wasn't so completely random with its decisions on which videos to block too.

I mean, look at this. I uploaded 2 versions to YT. A censored, and uncensored version. The CENSORED one got age restricted. But the uncensored version remains fine (tho itll get demonetized if i even try and turn it on). It just makes no sense. If the butchered version im working on now still gets demonetized/copyright blocks when uploaded, Ill just say fuck it and make the uncensored and un-monetizable version live. It will be incredibly painful to lose out on potential money from it after 2 months of work, but not much else I can do at this point.

Anyway, I'm glad to have this one done for now. The Jack Dempsey / Ali Inoki / Lebell and Minowa segments were the most enjoyable parts to make. The Manga pages for Dempsey vs Cowboy Luttrell was so much fun, talking to the artist, describing the story, how I wanted it to look, and the genuine excitement of opening the finished pages was fantastic! And the Cameo of Wesker from Resident Evil was so dumb, and expensive, but once I had the idea in my head I had to do it! Tho I did cycle through a few different options before settling on Wesker. Other potentials were Master Ken, and Simon Templeman (who did the voice for Kain in the  Legacy of Kain games). I was actually 100% sold on using him, as he has one of the best villain voices of all time, until I found out he doesn't do Cameos anymore. But Wesker (D.C Douglas) knocked it out of the park. It's the most expensive 13 seconds of footage I've ever commissioned 😂

It was fun to do the Gabi Garcia vs An old lady fight too. I actually talked about that in the very first Fight Circus video I did (my 2nd ever video, overall). But that video was shite, so I deleted it. One thing I had to try and convey with this one was I really didn't want people to think I was calling Garcia a freak. Just the nature and circumstances of the fight that were freakish. A trained opponent of Garcias size and physicality beating the brakes off a 49 year old who never fought before and thinks running the ropes is the best base for MMA. I really have no problem at all with women who are jacked as shit like Garcia, hell its 2023, get with the times grandpa. Muscle girls are beautiful too. That's why I added that clarification at the end of the segment. But then I thought, is pointing that out actually making it worse?? In the end I left the clarification in, just because I don't ever want to be accused of making fun of someone for their looks. Even in all the Steven Seagal digs I've ever made, I've gone out of my way never to make fun of his weight, cause thats just low effort bullying. I guess I did make fun of Conor's veneers a few times, but fuck it, he's a billionaire, its cool.

Alternate version of the poster

Once it got into Jake Paul, all notions of holding back went out the window tho. Fuck that guy. It didn't help that watching his content made me genuinely hate him more than I ever thought I could. I don't give a fiddlers fuck if he goes to PFL, knocks out their entire roster, and submits Ngannou with a gogoplata. That guy will always be a real piece of shit in my eyes and unworthy of any MMA fans respect.

I knew he was unlikable, but like most of us, I never watched his content. So he was just "that annoying youtuber beating up broken down fighters". It wasn't until I saw the Nerd City video that I was like "this guy is an absolute shitheap of  a human" and thought I had to make a video about him.

The soundtrack to writing this album was Shortwave Ruins by Mount Shrine. If you're having trouble sleeping I highly recommend it. Its nothing but keyboard drones broken by Air traffic control radio Reach None - YouTube oddly relaxing if a bit ominous at times. And Void XXI by Chiehei Hatakeyama The Arctic Ocean - YouTube  Great chill out music for writing to! I pretty much just had both these albums on repeat for the last 2 months of writing sessions.

What's next? I really, really wanted to shit all over Power Slap in this video, but just ran out of time. So maybe a short video on that? Either that, or maybe a return to TUF. but first I finally have to finish God of War Ragnarok, which I started in November, and still haven't fucking finished.

Anyway, thank you each and everyone for the support. Wether you've been here since day one, or you just signed up to watch Homies, thank you. I more than likely wont make a penny off this video from Youtube, so thank you for stepping up and doing their job for them.

Just bleed,

Nap

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Zata

This is your best work so far (imo), it's a shame YouTube are such cunts and the wider audience don't get to see the best version of your vids.

Brendan Ridley

I signed up for homies, but ive seem the work you put in and how YT is just riding you with a cactus up the cornhole so im more than happy to toss you a couple bones every month. Love to he her bro! I know youre gonna get to the top soon. Youve made a huge impact on the YT mma community. All my homies love NAPOLEON BLOWNAPART!!!

Cosmic WinRAR

Youtube advertisers are good until you mention Jake Paul might be the worst person. They like Jake Paul because he makes them money. Just give Nap all of Jake Paul's youtube money, do the right thing youtube.

Cat

I'll get on this as soon as I get home from work. Damn time zones! When you announced this vid I wet my pants harder than a TUF house pillow x

Jason

Napoleon... what happened to the Vimeo link? It says the video is private.

Sixten

Bruh. Imagine not searching up wack shit in an incognito tab to avoid it messing up your recommendations. Fantastic video, btw.

Ash

A video of you shitting on powerslap, however short, would be like a healing salve for all the dumb shit I've been forced to look at on the official UFC channels lately.

Planescaped

Jake and Logan Paul are like those absolute scumbags you knew in highschool, except they never actually entered adulthood, and were enabled thanks to youtube and social media to be 17 year old dickheads forever. They're manchildren.

Zachariah B. Giles

undoubtedly the best essay since the SuperCut edition. Nap You have become my favorite part of this sight. Thank you for all your hard work and dedication to shitting on Brendan Shaub.

CabronFiber

would be cool if you added a Jack Dempsey tier for subscribers who want to pay $5 for a chance to get hit on the head with a hammer (in addition to all benefits of the $1 tier) I’ll be the first to signup.

Per Nielsen

Its actually pretty amazing reading how much you had to butcher it, you did a fucking great job of that man, its obviously very noticable to you, but I watched on youtube, and as a first time watcher, it doesn´t feel chopped up at all. I loved the Jack Dempsey part. Those old school boxing matches were so god damn bonkers, you always hear about the 80´s and 90´s boxers, but if you go back a 100 years, theres a whole next level of tough mf´er. Also fun to hear Dream mentioned.... its so rare to hear that brought up, and its kinda wierd, because you are right, apart from the freak show fights, they had a world class roster. Have you ever considered looking into the early brasilian Vale Tudo scene? I´m sure you watched those old shitty quality Wanderlei Silva murder stomping people tapes, but I always found it hard to find video or much info on those tournaments. Im sure theres some history there with all the luta livre stuff to. And remember when YT is a pain in the a.... we all have our struggles: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." -Steven Seagal

Simlol

Lovely video. I am a patreon now, cause your merch didnt look appealing and/or quality enough. Dont get this wrong, the illustrations, both versions, look good to me, but i wasnt satisfied with the application on shirt, hoodie and cup. (The poster and the manga adaption would do nicely for me too) I need something a bit more elaborate, with a quality that resembles your innate humor which i know from the videos. I suggest analyzing the medium „clothing“ and coffee-addiction-supply deeper aswell as making sure a customer can easily see the build-quality of the product. Keep up the great work! Cheers!

Karl Thomson

Just to throw my hat into the ring here - I echo everyone else's sentiments. Your section on Paul made me genuinely uncomfortable. I've been following his boxing career as a curiosity, in a sense grateful he is bringing eye balls to a sport that has been in MMA's shadow. But Jesus Christ what a piece of shit. Calling him a piece of shit is an insult to actual shit. Shit is at least useful. The only credit I will give to Paul is he is putting in work to box - for a grifter he has chosen a hard grift. I saw he lost to Fury. I wonder how this will affect his marketability. A small part of me wants him to match with Ngannou, just to see the smug cunt get sent past the shadow realm and straight into hell itself.

Will C.

Just became a patron bc I was able to catch it before it got taken down and the Pride one I’m halfway through. Dude just incredible story telling. Need a Shinya Aoki video or chapter. Looking forward to all the great stuff down the line!

Ricky Finn

I had Jake Paul to win on the 8th with £10 stake at 33-1. What a prick. I thought all this shit was staged! I was furious! How could he lose? His hype train has come to a halt now... I'm honestly more suprised to find out it WAS A REAL FIGHT and not actually a back room hustle!

Edward Booth

Another award worthy video essay. The depth and passion is, again, truly inspiring. I would pay money for a full size poster of the alternate poster.

Conor Mahood he/him

Simon Templeman!!! To this day when playing tabletop roleplaying games with my similarly-ancient friends, we take turns doing his amazing "My eyes ached for contrast" line read, from Blood Omen when he was walking on a white snowscape for so long you started to think your PlayStation might have crashed the game.