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NEW VIDEO LIVE NOW! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-19 18:35:04
Edited:
2023-04-20 13:56:53
Imported:
2026-06

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Content

Video is password protected, password is:

valentina4life

Enjoy!

direct link to the video: https://vimeo.com/819215239

As always, please let me know if you spot any errors or glitches in the video. It should be okay as I went over it a bunch of times, but there's always the occasional screw up I may have missed!

As I said in my last update, there's some heavy topics in this in the last 15-20 mins or so. Discussion of CTE, its side effects and whatnot. Its not exactly an easy watch so if you're having a rough day, maybe knock it off around the 45 minute mark and save the rest for later.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy it, please let me know what you think, feedback, criticism, whatever!!

Just Bleed,

Nap 👊

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Comments

Alice

Thanks a bunch!

Alice

Oh jesus... it shows my real name on here?

Cat

Indeed a treasure to wake up to! Bless you Nap!

Meaty Patte

What a treat on my birthday

Karl Thomson

Ah mate this is ace. Shout out to Goldstar TVs. Also am I the only one who finds XARM fundamentally more appealing than Power Slap? At least XARM embodies the freak show spirit.

paulie_walnuts_gaming

Beautiful. Last 20 minutes hit harder than Tony’s leg to the metal pole

nofx989

Thanks so much! I swear, I watch your videos like they're prime time blockbuster movies. With beer and popcorn and having a fucking blast! And for the love of god, keep them John Oliver "Cool" clips coming! They always catch me off guard. I almost choked on my popcorn! All the best Napoleon. Hope you, Mrs. B. and the felines are well and healthy! :)

tommie mcsweeney

What a great treat mr blown apart.. today is a good today thank you!

Cat

Ah man that was amazing! Loved Mrs Nap's talents as always. I'm going to watch a few times as I want to really absorb all of it. Love that your content is intelligent and respectful in all the right places, and piss takey and hilarious in all the right places. Loved the Creepy H at the end, and just how many versions of Strut were there? 🤣🤣🤣 Honestly that shit is stuck in my head now, damn you seagull! And fuck you Dana.

Jack Ingham

Excellent as always - superbly edited & soundtracked

Simlol

It is lovely, honestly much is just your soothing voice being badass. Cant say it not sounding ridiculous, sorry. On the topic. Is it that Dana is playing 4D chess? Just giving us the spectacle and the danger of earlier days to grab our attention as long as McBurger is still in the bodybuilders gilde? Some ppl will watch it, and the rest gets into the boring, sporty casual ufc. (Havent watched ur vid fully, so maybe you‘ll discuss this) Also, if you want Combat sports variety, let the ppl decide. I say 3 rounds, coin toss decides which fighter gets to choose. Can choose one round of em, and either: make a rule! (Like denying wrestling, or soft changes like take out certain technics like roundhouse kick, or denie limbs (i.e. kicks)?) second fighter gets to pick second round and: can influence the arena. Make it a pit ;) or put in some slippery oil or just add stroboscopic light? Loud music? Something ridiculous ofc. For third round: audience choice! They can select a tool, weapon or gun and decide which fighter gets it first. Maybe even a plane or nuclear weapons, idk! Or better: they can change the fighters to a videogame! Like tekken or competitive tetris. Or history round! Ufc rules from ufc 65! There, saved combat sports for ya! Jk, i will nap too!

AJ

Almost off work then I can finally watch it!

Ratdick

MMMMMMMM YEEEEAH LETS FUCKIN GO BABYYYYYY MOST BLESSED AND JUST BLEEDING.

TheMakerofRain

Was having a pretty rough day until that Tito book gag made me pause to laugh for about a full minute. Great video as always!!

McMatt

Valentina for life indeed, my dulcet voiced friend.

SerpentineFire

I'm personally offended that you used accept as an example of hair metal. Accept is super necessary In the history of metal brother. Otherwise, good shit homie

Jason Tello

Video was awsome homie did you know bisping gave you a shout out on his fake martial arts video ? Really good s#@t homie !!!

BendidoBussylini

A yo for your information you can see the password and the link without being subbed

jason goldstein

You’ve done it again, Napoleon. Somehow you found a subject more detestable, more offensive and more grotesque than Steven Segal. Kidding aside, amazing work as always! Can’t wait for the next one. #JustBleed

Spudelrudel

just subscribed, but just to let you know, i was able to see the password for the video without subscribing because you see it on the box for the post. If you dint want it to be seen maybe put it down a few lines;) Now let me watch that video ive been looking forward to a helluva lot

Hatey

Good shit homie. Sure hope we won't hear any more of this "sport".

Andreas Ka

There seems to be a problem with the password dennissiver4life. Could you check that, please?

Michael Crites

Well done as always. But I feel like you really glossed over the bombshell, you guys have Quiznos in Ireland???

Condapapa

Just got done watching the video and it was an banger as always

Darcewing _Duck

About to say "fuck work" and watch this instead.

Trojan Hoarse

Great video man cheers love the production as always... Dana White is shameless a dollar hungry parasite feasting off the final hopes of broken men with power slap, it was tragically heart breaking watching these clips. How this got passed as a sport is beyond me.

Alek Hidell

so psyched up for this, new blownapart vid day is my fav holiday

Ash

Martial arts has fans and power slap has bystanders is a legitimately apt summary. Great work as always!

Bjorn Jacobsen

“A ring announcer with a voice perfect for silent movies” you are one funny guy! Love it.

Sydney Léonie Pritchard

amazing video... If you didn't already wanna kill Dana White with your bare hands, you certainly will after this!

Planescaped

Now listen to this bro! Just check this amazing idea out! World... Knifefighting... League.... Best idea ever mirite!? Inaugural main event is Just Bleed Guy vs a Cenobite. Or how about 5 v 5 team fights, all the toxicity of League of Legends crossed with the brutal manliness of come at me bro'ing. Add a few nets some theatrics, exotic weapons, maybe a lion on occasion. Totally original idea do not steal.

Bryce Wheaton

Loved it. Amazing as always. Never stop and JUST BLEEED!!!

BMK

A bit more on the serious side, but don't take that as criticism at all! It's very good!

Jimmy

I think the serious tone at the end is necessary. I know a lot of Cr1t1kal's viewers embrace the Slap Fighting (not Dana White's version) and I'm just horrified that it's becoming more and more popular. While bones aren't broken and the floor isn't stained with blood, this is somehow even more dangerous. Thank you for your hard work and including a medical professional in your video

Sixten

The last segment was indeed a heavy segment to watch. I've lost family members to dementia, and it is something I never stop thinking about whenever I do muay thai or MMA. My father is a neurosurgeon who did his doctoral thesis on traumatic brain injury, and he was fuming when he found out about slap fighting. His colleague denounced it as completely idiotic in a national newspaper (the article's in Swedish, so I won't bother linking it here) and my father has called Dana White an evil man for exploiting the lost and the desperate when he already has more money than he could ever hope to spend, should he live to be 1000 years old and spend the entire BDP of Bulgaria on human growth hormone every one of those years. I've had to promise him that if I ever get knocked out in sparring och competition, then I will quit cold-turkey.

DeanKind

Sad but necessary, I almost shed a tear for Gary Goodridge, I didn't know how bad his mental state is...poor guy. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Napoleon's videos are genuinely funny, Some of the funniest content on YouTube, but I always walk away learning something new about UFC/MMA. I'm a late fan of the sport, so I try to learn as much of the past as possible because my knowledge is obviously a lot slimmer than the old school boys here. I knew of Gary from watching videos online etc. But I didn't know how bad his (and others') health really are. A long-time fan of yours Blownapart, keep up the awesome work :D Love your stuff. Even if you're trying to make me fucking cry now! You ever in Scotland gives a shout :D