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Good evening friends! Welcome back to another Patreon update. So it's been a few weeks now since TUF 3 dropped, and just wanted to catch you all up on what's been going on since I wrapped that one up.

So first and foremost, I've done fucking nothing for the last 3 weeks, and it's been wonderful. I got to actually play, and finish and entire videogame, which is a rarity nowadays. Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty is damn good by the way! Highly recommend it, especially if you were put off by its rocky launch back in 2020. I took a few days vacation in Europe, my first vacation in over a year, and aside form some sightseeing, I mostly caught up on sleep. Good god it was nice to be able to sleep for an entire night without a cat waking me up every 2 hours for food, or attention, or because the bowl that has the food in it is the wrong colour. Usual cat shit. So yeah, I've mostly been sleeping, playing some videogames, and hashing out ideas for future videos!

For the last few days I've been harvesting the news stories of 2023 to collate into a end of year video, its not going to be a half assed rushed out end of year video or anything, its a proper, full video, that ill be working on for the next 4-5 weeks or so, and plan on releasing it around early-mid December. Please enjoy the teaser above video. Its an early draft of the intro for the end of year video, I had an idea and ran with it. Nothing says Christmas cheer quite like ritual sacrifice.

Other than that, I'm also working on the TUF supercut. It started out as just slapping all 3 videos together into one, but then when i watched some of TUF 1, i really disliked the audio, so I said fuck it, and re-recorded the entire script. Then i said double fuck it, why not try and update the majority of it's graphics so its a bit more in-line with how TUF 2 & 3 look. And then i went for a triple fuck it bonus, and I decided to completely overhaul the Leben/Koscheck/Southworth segment. That segment got the original upload demonetized and age restricted, so rather than try and fuck around getting it past censorship, i thought it would be more fun and creative if i got a bunch of different artists to each draw a few scenes from the whole segment, and basically have it like a cool looking storyboard/comic. So I've a few artists working on it now, and here's hoping the end result works out! It will either be disastrous or brilliant.

My collaboration with xmartial for training gear finally came out too, if you havent seen it, here you go!

Napoleon Blownapart Rash Guard - XMARTIAL

Should you desire to look as sexy as this image, please use code NAPOLEON if you buy one, otherwise i don't actually make any commission lol. But yeah, I'm really happy with how they turned out, and another video idea in the works is an advertisement for them. But not like a real advertisement, in my head I'm going to make a fake 89s/90s style toy commercial, and hopefully convince my 10 year old niece to recite a (profanity free) version of the Jeff Monson meme while wearing a Blownapart T-shirt. It's so dumb and I really want to make it happen haha.

So yeah, there's a few projects on the go at the moment! Thank you everyone for sticking around during the downtime between videos. Its thank to you guys I was able to afford to take that vacation. Without Patreon, I couldn't have afforded it, so from the bottom my my callused heart, thank you.

A few things before i sign off:

1. Francis lost, but he won BIG. I am so happy to see that man keep betting on himself and winning, and all the while, Dana is losing.

2. By contrast, Khamzat won but id argue he lost. He just kinda lay n prayed his way to a victory at the end of round 3, and squeaked out that win.

3. Islam needs to start fighting people naturally in his own weight class.

4. I have made friends with SuperEyepatchWolf and he's a lovely chap.

5. I have insta! Well i was kinda railroaded into getting insta by the people I'm working on the streaming series idea with, so here you go: Napoleon Blownapart (@blownapartmma) • Instagram photos and videos

Thank you everyone! See you soon.... BOI

Nap