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May the Month Be With You: How Did This Get Played? Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-20 04:00:06
Edited:
2026-05-26 20:30:31
Imported:
2026-05

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Heather, Nick and Matt discuss the awful 1997 LucasArts fighting game Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi.

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Joel Pelanne

Hell yes! PlayStation magazine demo disc core.

Andrew

back in 1997 this game was ... good (enough)

Zach Folkman

My friends and I in junior high would play Tuscan Raider vs Tuscan Raider because hearing the narrator say "THOK VS HOAR" was the funniest thing in the world to us

Rational Knife

I have one major memory with this game. My parents could not afford to get me a game console so the main way I got to play console was at the demo kiosks set up in stores. I played this game and thought I was cool Shit because I figured out how to get Luke to do a somersault slash. I somehow convinced my mother to be player 2 because I just wanted to play with someone. She had no idea what she was doing so she just Button Mashed. And let me tell you. She wiped the floor with me and I was so mad. I don’t think I ever played that game again

Chris Larsen

The story behind the Han Solo naming scene is actually so much worse. It was part of Lawrence Kasdan’s original pitch, and that scene in particular is what convinced Bob Iger to greenlight it.

HighWayJonny

Now that the inquisitors are established in canon a jedi vs inquisitors/dark side users fighting game could be cool.

Grant Benda

Heather's beach story traumatized me by association. So awful.

jbuck2112

Teras Kasi existed before this game, It was part of the West End Games' Star Wars D6 system RPG by Bill Smith. That RPG book defined a lot of things that became canon,

Austin Washington

Nick, you fool. Dynasty Warriors started off as a fighting game. As far as I know it was only the first game.

Preston

This game was the reason I wanted a PlayStation. I’d mostly lost interest in video games but I was still crazy about the Wars. Long story short, it was awful but my friend let me borrow FF7 and that’s how I fell in love with Final Fantasy

Pete Ficken

Hah! Yeah I remember this game not being “bad” in when put up against the standard 3d fighter of that time

Andrew

If everyone hating sand is an ‘Anakin’, does Nick liking sand make him a Tuscan Raider?

Zeon Liberation

Since Heather came to Star Wars later she likely wouldn’t be aware that at the same time this game came out the Special Editions are released in theatres. Which is partially why we got all these mid 90s Star Wars games

Duke Lion

Plasma Sword was going to be a star wars fighting game by capcom. The licensing fell through and all the guys were altered to make them legally distinct enough to launch. You can definitely not tell who used to be chewbaca.

Big Chunk of the fanbase

Ok time out, Nick says “some people see Tifa and they want to jack off” I’m sorry sir you are looking in a mirror what do you mean some people

Rambo Schwarzenegger

Guys, we have another episode of get played in the doughboys podcast! Get there asap