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Hello! In this episode of Tran Girlismo, the girls dig into the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 promotional tie-in Aston Martin Dreadnought and how much the two of them cannot stand it. Then Jordan put herself through listening to Donald Trump ramble on about the Freedom 250 so we could get an idea of what we're in for come... oh God next month. When the race is held. And we have to go to it.

Next up, Victoria dissects the Volkswagen Century of Humiliation, and the girls discuss the Nissan Altima's possible demise. Also, Vicki finished her book, and she has to describe the crashout that only finishing a project that has been a sole obsession for months on end can bring.

As always, our opening theme is off Stella Spazzatura's Horse Tranquilizer Simulator. Special thank you to our editor Alex; you can check out her site here and you can get WHITE LINE NIGHTMARE, her toxic yuri visual novel, on Itch.io!

Referenced Stories:The Aston Martin Dreadnought @JalopnikPress Release On The Dreadnought @Call of DutyThe Gamer Rolls @This Patreon (Free To Read)The 2025 Williams-Sonoma Hater's Guide By Drew Magary @DefectorGerman Car Sales Down Steeply @FortuneChinese Economy Not Great, Not Terrible @ReutersVW Profit Collapsing YOY @BBCVW Cutting 50% Of Models @QuartzGermany Really Liked Cheap Russian Gas @BBCNissan Altima Dead, Says Guy Who Probably Should Know If It's Dead Or Not @Wards AutoNo It Isn't We Swear Says Nissan @Motor1

Comments

Great Joe

mod for cod modern warfare 4 that replaces the dreadnought with the cygnet when

Titania Bird, Super Saiyan Goddess

When will people learn that everything Donnie touches turns to shit? The Freedom 250 Grand Prix is doomed before a single tire touches tarmac.

Alara Y.

I loved Performance Review! I noticed your credit tor the cover photo when I got my copy and went "that tracks" lol

Lain of the Wired

Yeah there's a reason people mostly just moved to battlefield 6

Elise

*place mentioned meme* barflys mentioned

Elise

Probably for the best that I moved out of Texas but it was cool

AnarCaylee

Bank run on pre pre pre pre pre pre owned altimas at your local buy here pay here impound here stealership

Studio Nyxie

Hell yeah, excited for the book and oh God I am all too familiar with The Sinewave Of Creation. Glad to hear someone else say it for once at least. Something to be gained from knowing you aren't the first or last person wholl experience it. Looking forward to the book and will def be trying to grab a copy!

Kiyoshi_the_Okie

Aston Martin: What if Mustang, but Rally Fighter? Me: Good job guys, totally worth the 15 mins y’all spent on it. :l

The 2026 Shapes Place Grand Prix at Kharg Island

The merging thing drives me insane. I drive a Scion xB with like 100 hp. I need the whole fucking ramp. If I am behind someone on a short ramp I will pull off on to the shoulder and give myself plenty of space from the car in front of me that has 3-5 times the power that is inevitably merge going 45 into 80 mph traffic and only then chooses rapidly accelerate to like 90 mph.

fast casual shrimp

dorley hall racing team driver is a hell of a username

ThePallidMask

If only the HMS Chud was real, Aston could deliver the funniest press car to Trangirlismo HQ

MatterWiz

As someone who works in German industry, the pivot away from the auto industry seems absolutely complete. We went from selling like 80% of our products to auto makers down to like 25% over half a decade. And I'm not seeing it bounce back. VW and Mercedes are absolutely cooked in my mind. They missed the pivot to electric and somehow didn't notice until roughly now.

MatterWiz

And as far as I can tell the only plan now is to put all our eggs in the Rheinmetall basket which seems very unwise as a national economic strategy

Valerie P

Besides the cybertruck, it’s been a long time since anyone built a car that you could break by flooring it for 10 seconds

LeftistAudiophile

I feel that merging thing so much. Everytime there's a car in front of me on an offramp I just know they are going to be going maybe 40 when they get to the highway, in a space where I can easily get to 60 in my Honda Fit.

Lain of the Wired

Aston martin can die but we need rolls royce to continue in order for battletech to happen

Casey O. Jones

I went to Washington DC last week; most foreboding, fascist, smog-choked place I've ever been, and that's coming from a Floridian.

Ian Campbell

Jordan is correct when she says the people want the episode to go 2.5(+) hours. Never apologize for going long, I want it all.

T M

Insane episode, I could have listened to three hours of that but I am a sicko :) Also ending on a cliffhanger with the Lucid thing is killing me with anticipation for next episode. ALSO shouting out the reading assignment "Performance Review" by Aster Olsen since it wasn't in the show description and I wanted to remember it for later (I see that cover photo credit :) ).

Speerflorpsh Ruprel Huk'woolk Grzeskowiak

Oh no, I wasn’t talking about the pod, it’s good. I was talking about the name I put in. Caught a lucky break when you stumbled on Fit-tar-na-don.

Penile_Sparing_Vaginoplasty folds nicely inside

Altima is the ultimate fleet car. I once went to rental car free upgrade lot and saw rows and rows of brand new Altimas. My profound feeling was "this is a great car but only until any one thing breaks." Then one of the sensors, predictably , died 🤦‍♀️ There are thousands of off-fleet Altimas waiting to pounce on you out there.

Rob_Lane

Enjoying videos from Baked Beans Garage on old Volkswagon diesel cars and weeping like a watching home movies of a family member that is in hospice with dementia.

Christiana (rhymes with banana)

I not only would but Will buy that book if you ever write it!! 🚙🏳️‍🌈 The gay girls’ guide to how to drive and maintain a car, to be clear

aperturegrillz

the talk about Nissan had me thinking about Carlos Gohn again and then he got a shout-out in the patron readout

power_mac

So the '4' in mw4 is just the Korean character for 4, 'sa'. It resembling a 4 is kinda a font choice, but it's not too far out there.

Jordan!

Good to know! I still do not trust the folks at Activision with the subject matter, but I do stand corrected on it being more racist than just keeping their usual numbers.

etienne

the car that dreads naught but to go into a terrifying downtown area that's been thoroughly gentrified since 2005

DrShockMaster

The Dreadnaught looks like someone kit bashed a Mustang on an off road chassis. Which only adds to chud factor

zahracusdottir

Alright I just wanna say I'm doing 45 up the ramp until I can actually see the traffic and pick how I'm gonna merge and hammer the throttle till I'm at the correct speed. But that happens before merging is even an option. There's just a lot of blind on ramps around me