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Hello! In this episode, Jordan discusses driving her new Corvette (spoilers: it's good)! Then she explains that she watched some Throttle House, and dissects where her tepid optimism for the newest reboot of Top Gear with those guys running it.

Then it's time for a rare Jordan Angry Episode, as the girls dive into the failures of the W Series and F1 Academy to produce literally any meaningful advancement for women in racing at all, on the heels of Maya Weug's public posts about her career's dead-end.

Finally, Victoria tried Wreckfest 2 Early Access because her wife refurbished her computer. Unfortunately, it's not what she was hoping for, and she's not sure it's going to get fixed.

Victoria would like to apologize for her audio being a bit off; she has no clue why the gain got changed on her mic after her computer was refurbished, and she tried repeatedly to fix it but could not. She will fix it next week!

As always, our opening theme is off Stella Spazzatura's Horse Tranquilizer Simulator, and our editor (who you should hire!!!!) is Alex aka Harmful Park!

BIG ENORMOUS NOTE: IF YOU ARE IN WASHINGTON D.C. AND WOULD LIKE TO HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND, THE GIRLS WILL BE AT AS YOU ARE (THE GAY BAR) AT 8 PM EASTERN TIME ON SATURDAY, 8/22/26. WE HOPE TO SEE SOME AND POTENTIALLY ALL OF YOU THERE

Referenced Stories: Maya Weug's Career Collapse @Crash.netMaya Weug's IG post @InstagramJamie Chadwick Is A Terf @Telegraph UK (this is here more for a fact-check than to encourage any of you to click it, like, it's the Telegraph)

Comments

Loqi finally stopped using her real name

I bopped around between Alaska and the South for most of my life and most of my family has a South Dakota accent (think Sarah Palin not dog killer lady) so my accent is weird too. Unless I'm drinking, then I have a drawl too.

Kevin M

Someone at my work used to drive a completely chudded out Chevy Suburban with Umbrella Corporation logos all over it. Worked great to offset the huge aftermarket radio antenna and ram bar. Also: Corporate Pride Umbrella Logo. Be the cursed object you want to see in the world.

HELP NEEDED: Editor to get my bits under 50 charac

I actually watched W Series from the beginning, and through the transition to F1 Academy. It always seemed like taking that money and just sponsoring young women drivers would actually do a lot more, but it was at least interesting to watch. For me, the obvious red flag that it wasn't accomplishing anything was when I learned that Alice Powell had gone from being a close second to Jamie Chadwick to coaching Abbi Pulling and being her landlady. Even Jamie (sorry to hear about her politics) seems to be doing more announcing than racing lately.

Hyundai Genesis Evangelion

I feel like @guillotinecakes on Instagram could help with styling a t-girl themed ex-cop car

Anarchist ARCA Spotter

Having a good manual Honda breaks what you want in a car. I went to college with a 98 VTEC manual Prelude. After an interlude in a shit automatic Camry, I got an SI and now don’t know what I’m going to do next time now that Honda is supposedly getting rid of their manual models

Donovan Burns

I feel like covid has slowly killed off the lazily done 'zombie response team' type of car

ThePallidMask

If you want a chill alternative to a top gear special, a Canadian improv group did thier own TG special in British Columbia called a Road Quest https://youtu.be/tFVMs4Ru_jI? I hope they will do another eventually...

Lain of the Wired

The founder of EA is my mom's ex so gonna be honest the buyout makes it less awkward

Puppygirl Park Avenue

Ever since leaving the south, my drawl has surprisingly gotten worse. I don't drink enough anymore to say whether it thickens even more then, but I'll have to check. On the topic of de-chudifying, you could always try stripes.

Jazz Fox-Canning

I fully expected the Legally Actionable Censor Music to be the EU4 theme

El/Ellie/Eleanor

I'm also an EU4 girlie and it was such a fun surprise to hear that call-out lmao

Paul Natsuo Kishimoto

I would love to hear y'alls thoughts on Iron Dames not being in WEC 2026 after years of pretty consistent performance. How to see that if not as a symptom of the same regressive current?

ThePallidMask

Taurus suggestion: Model Buran mounted on top or wrap job

Moomin Instrumentality Project

For the car, do the driver and blood type thing, but keep adding more and stranger info like number of gas masks or fursona or something. Alternatively paint the tyre sidewalls with the grippy sock pattern

Sarah

So hype for the book launch.

Pat Mac

i wish to put forward a suggestion of british car media about nuggets: top dead centre. they used to work at car throttle, they’re pretty normal and have… sort of normal politics? they do a lot of modification of cars à la british car scene of the 2000s. they’re like a more professional and higher budget garbage time?

alexcheetah79

Reminds me of the random "Umbrella Corporation cop car" I saw in a parking lot.

alexcheetah79

Going from hopeful racer to driving coach is basically the plot of cars 3

Dean

Honestly Jordan, you should check out Francis Bourgeois’ car Instagram “my_pink_jazz” where he’s Type R swapped his pink Honda Jazz he shares with his girlfriend. He also has a 190E Cosworth and a R129 SL. He’s the real deal.

Dean

I hadn’t even seen his latest video on that where he’s swapping a 500hp Mercedes straight 6 diesel into said SL.

Dean

It annoyed me that Porsche didn’t carry on the Dames programme themselves. They were happy to brag about their cars when they were doing well. It would have been great to see them continue it on in house.

lyn_wu

Martin Brundle you mean the former intereuropol competition driver Alex Brundle's dad.

Tommie

Cars 3 was surprisingly progressive, I had fun watching it.

Great Joe

Can't go wrong with a 1312 in stickers edit: or some reference to bastards, or "all cats are beautiful", y'know, get creative

The 2026 Shapes Place Grand Prix at Kharg Island

In regards to good automotive youtube channels, savagegeese is one of my favorites. They review basically everything new but will sometimes do retrospectives on older cars. The Murano CrossCabriolet documentary is absolutely silly. They also regularly get direct access to automotive designers and have used that to make some pretty great content. Plus they do like to shit on Stellantis here and there.

Kevin McCauley

PLEASE produce a rival gin to compete with James May’s called “Estro-gin”

ItsTimeToGoToTheShapesPlace

Get a bunch of trans women to make a whole Tran Girlismo-themed rally livery to paint/wrap over tla cop Taurus

Crobisaur

The fucking dnb and weezer edit nearly made me choke on my drink this morning ty Alex

heffa

A sexism in motorsport story that I both love and hate is Renee Gracie's journey. A damn good driver who was dropped from V8 Supercars because "Woman!" So she started an OF career, made shitloads from it, and is now racing in GTWC Australia with her own team and OF sponsorship. I'm furious that she had to fund it herself, but an OF liveried Ferrari is just 🤌

Kyle Clark

So, Jordan being from Minnesota (Skol Vikings Skol, Go Wild, Go Frost, Go Gophers!) only reinforces a theory of mine. The closer to Canada you are, the more you become a Canadian. It will happen to us all.

Kyle Clark

I'm from that weird part of Ohio (tldr it's all weird, but we have Amish here) where we don't have accents. We are neutral, smoove, almost robotic. The "You've got mail" guy was born ten miles away from me. That's why a lot of people from northeast Ohio get jobs as voice actors, and why I slay at karaoke.

Big Analog

I do have to go to bat for "Train Guy" Francis Bourgeois, he is a certified Honda GD Fit (Jazz) enjoyer and generally wholesome dude. Now I'm a little more likely to search for TGT, adrift at sea...

larcy

Newish listener here. I worked Uber during the last weekend of Auto Week if that's anything. HMU if you want a story ig?

Bossbear

Godbless the eu4 music 07 Makasaar will rise