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I don't know why I love puns so much... I think it might be because they are so bad it hurts? Maybe because it keeps a distance between my male side realizing he now has a career making himself look hot for men to get off too and making puns helps it feel less real? Anyway, forget all that existential crisis, look at MY SEXY BOOTY AND HIPS!

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F W

You’re so amazing. Love it

Apollo Sierra

Please tell me that there's gonna be more puns as the week goes on. Also, caaaaaaaaake!!!

Ashley

I can not wait until the whole set is out 😍😍

Shaun

"AdYorable..." ❤️ Ash, yor are 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 adyorable🥰.... at least in my eyes! 😍 🖤 𝑩𝒖𝒕𝒕, if "insert bad pun here" (bad pun!.... 👈🏾 bad, bad pun!) starts to hurt, I have some K-Yor Jelly for yor.... 🙄 😈 And I know I can liberally apply some 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 of needed and necessary cream all over that covered 🍑 in photo #1 😇 🤍 As for that "male side", 𝒉𝒆'𝒅 better come to grips🤏🏾 real quick and lay back to enjoy the ride.... 🛏️ 💗 .... because time only increases that girl-chasm (-gasm?💦) and any 'he' left is well past the point of no return! 🚫 noʎǝʌo˥I 🌹