Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout
haven't archived this post yet. have a subscription? use the importer!

Content

We have reached peak stupid.

Files

Previews only

New York Lawmakers Want Tide to Stop Making Its Pods Look So Tasty

Stop making Tide Pods look enticing to eat. That's what two New York state lawmakers want the laundry detergent company to do to thwart further cases of children ingesting the pods. Assemblywoman Aravella Simotas and Sen.

Comments

Tim Davis

Wait, do they NOT taste like candy?

Dobbie Wan Glass

i have another take on things like this guys.. perhaps my forced optimism produces a generally positive take on stuff, so here it is: Things like this are what happens when you mess with natural selection and life span, and when populations get out of control. it's my belief that we'll see more things like this, risky behavior trends among the expendable, and these behaviors will escalate... I also think that many things we can't quite explain the origin of are natural responses to over population. this next gem may be controversial, but homosexuality; i believe to be a biological response to overpopulation, so gay people are most certainly born that way. I don't know why this concept is offensive, but it seems to be to some. I would rejoice in the fact that homosexuality is a clear sign of evolution. biological responses to conditions... So, since our population continues to spiral out of control, despite our wonderful gay population, who adopts kids that already exist instead of making new ones (generally) we'll see a higher mortality rate among the less fit. survival of the fittest continues to reign... hey if you guys wanna not be grumpy for a minute, check out the glass art scene, it's hard to stay grumpy when looking at something beautiful!