December 2025 Lewd Crate [Chittering Hordes] (Patreon)

December is FINISHED. Faster, again, than I would have thought, but not nearly as quick as November did. That's something I guess? That extra day tacked on at the end there is doing a LOT of heavy lifting I guess.

I'm not, that's for sure. I wanted to get a head start on my New Year's Resolutions (lose weight, get out more, contact alien life, you know, the usual) and my body is already FIRMLY rebelling the concept. But I will persevere, as I'm sure we all will. Sure, it won't be back pain for everyone: sometimes it's just opening a window and doing your goddamn laundry you pig, or talking to that cute stranger down at the local bar (which will be easier once you do your laundry). Sometimes it's just waiting for the artist you support on Patreon to just shut the everloving fuck up and get to the swag.

I forget where I was going with this, but I guess thanks for all the support you guys have given throughout the year. It's really helped my back problems.

OKAY HERE'S THE SWAG:

The Usual:- Waifu of the Month Pre and Post Votes- Waifu in Waiting Roster, so you'll know how badly Elder Council allocated their votes next month.

The Iron Reef: Pages 23 and 24- sketch and inked WIPs- with and without text- final pages- with and without text- also a bigger-than-web version

Waifu of the Month: River- sketch and inked WIPs- Final poses (Sit, Stay, Roll Over, Lie Down and Rat) in varying stages of weather-proofedness (mostly not that weather proof. Good thing she's a husky)(I think). - about 27 alts in total to play with.

Ask Them Anything: Party Man- final posted version

And you can download all that -->HERE<-- until January 31st, 2026Happy New Year Everyone! Drive Safe!