February Waifu of the Month Poll (Chittering Hordes+) (Patreon)

This month, we've got some fresh faces, some returning champs and last month's second place, a... rapping drunk Welsh horse! Or is it a drunk rapping Welsh Horse? I think I was right the first time but I can't be sure, I'm not a language scientist. I'm sure I'll be corrected down below, so make sure everyone votes, and keeps an eye on this space for what I'm sure will be a NSFW English lesson that most definitely will not aid you later in life.

...or is it "will most definitely not aid you...?"

THE LINE UP is as follows, for those not blessed with an encyclopedic knowledge of 600 years of waifu:

Returning second placer Mari Lwyd, the traditional Welsh horse who drinks all your booze unless you can beat it in a rap battle. I'm mostly not making that up. Think of her like Mal0 for bronies who don't have games on their phone, if you like.

Captain Amelia from Treasure Planet: a mostly-forgotten movie from 20 years ago (or more). She's basically a catgirl for folks who want to get verbally dommed by Mary Poppins in thigh-high boots. I know what kind of man you are.

Tawna Bandicoot from the It's About Time game specifically. She's a bandicoot for folks who want to get verbally dommed by Steve Irwin. Also a returning Waifu-of-the-Month veteran.

General Carbine from the Biker Mice From Mars cartoon and comics series. She's basically a rat. With a gun. And a bike.

Wolvermon. Bandai-Saban's newest attempt at trying to replicate the horni success of Renamon, and blend it in with people's love of shortstacks by giving an actual marshmallow chest floof and oversized claw hands.

And last and probably least, Neko, a new character from the Thundercats comic, recently introduced and almost CERTAINLY is going to be killed off unceremoniously soon but hopefully we can score some uh... "material" before it becomes too awkward.

And there you go! Have at the poll, lady-appreciators! It's open until the 12th at 10:00am, best coast time!