February 2026 Lewd Crate! (Chittering Hordes) (Patreon)

I might have mentioned this once or twice already, but seriously Fuck February. Have we not progressed, as a society, beyond this piddling half-month? Give us a 30-day February. Keep the leap year super power it has if you must, and let it be 31 days every 4 years. Take an extra day from January and March, and BAM problem solved. Granted, we're still see-sawing on the whole Daylight Savings thing every year, but once we get that sorted out, February 30th should be our next step.

I mean, come on, I'd need to check but I'm pretty sure the Mayan Calendar didn't have a 28-day February. And they didn't even have pizzas.*

Speaking of pizza, it's time to give you guys a pizza the action and by action I mean pictures of Spiderman. scantily-clad lady-parts. My bad...

Here's what you get!-Waifu of the Month Vote, pre and post vote- Waifus in Waiting poll, so you know what you could have had if the EC wasn't a bunch of wieners.The Iron Reef Pages 27 and 28- sketched and inked WIPs, text and no-text versions- big and smol finished versions, with and without textWaifu of the Month: Captain Amelia- sketched and inked WIPs- smol versions (Ratte and Dangles)- beeg versions of the following poses: Dangles, Ratte, Sword, Sextant, Heckin Wimdy, Perched and Tentacles, with at least a couple alts of each to keep you guys happy. About 48 pics in total, I think, not including the smol and WIPs

Ask-Them-Anything #45: It's Just a Prank, Bro- smol version, with and without text

And you can download it ->>> HERE <<<- until March 30th, 2026!

*I'm not actually sure if the Mayan civilizations had pizza. They might not have called it pizza, but I'm pretty sure they had flatbreads, tomatoes maybe and some sort of pineapple-equivalent, and that's all the ingredients right there.