The Iron Reef- The Dong Chart (Patreon)

Last month we did the sweet, this month we do the MEAT.

And speaking of meat, I miiiight have gone a bit overboard one some of these- I can't imagine anyone Dutch's size or larger having a pleasant evening with anyone smaller than say, Renee or Mia. At least without a metric planetoid-filled amount of lube and foreplay. So maybe some of these will end up getting shrunk in the wash, at least a tiny little bit. 

Teensy weensie little bit.

I mean it IS cold in space... >_> Sorry in advance, boys.

Also hallelujah, they have last names now! And Bob, Drudge and Galdon have what pass for full, actual names.