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Woody vs Matthew (Patreon)

Published:
2025-01-03 22:22:07
Imported:
2026-06
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Woody vs Matthew

  • Woody Harrelson 37
  • Matthew McConaughey 51
  • 2025-01-03
  • 88 votes
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As mentioned in my January monthly update I'm curious...Who you think I'd like to fuck (more) between Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey? 

(Left:Woody, Right: Matthew) Not based on acting or personality or real life stuff, just which one I'd be more attracted to and want to ride 🍆😈

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CJ

I'm not sure why, but I suspect you're more of a Woody person.

PK Conred

I dunno, I think the quiet cool of Mathew would be more your speed. I could only imagine him trying to keep up with you😆

Lush in Lace

Hahaha!! I’m pretty easy to keep up with today, but not for long! 😝

Lush in Lace

I’m not sayin’ just yet but I love seeing the guesses and comments!! 😄👍

PK Conred

I just feel like you're practicing your "All right all right all right" right now

PK Conred

Southern belle might sound good on you...ma'am🙂

Lipalad

That was tough. I decided you would prefer looks over personality for riding, so I went with Matthew. But I realize you might still want a good conversation before and after lol. 😅

PK Conred

It may sound weird, but I always pegged you as a Walton Goggins type. Justified....not Unicorn.

Lush in Lace

😂 Good arguments. We’ll have to wait and see 🤣

Lush in Lace

I’ve never seen Unicorn, but he is mighty fine in Justified! 😈👍

PK Conred

Team Matthew is slowly sauntering it's way towards the sex swing...not saying we'll win soon but it will be eventful.

PK Conred

Matthew is a true southern gentleman and by default thrice the man that 420 compliant hooligan is:)

PK Conred

southern drawl, boy smells of old hickory and is probably twice as hard and you KNOW he won't be in any kind of hurry to do what he's plannin to do, he can take all day and night if need be. I think you may be, as they say, bein a bit of a tease ma'am.

LH

True Detective Season One is a masterpiece, female eye candy not withstanding LOL!

Lush in Lace

Damn we’re at a 50/50 split this morning!! 😮

Lush in Lace

The eye candy makes it even better 😝😈 I’m looking forward to continuing it. 👍