"First Line" Pick of the Month Voting NOW OPEN (Patreon)

Here are the submission entries for this month's "First Line" Pick of the Month contest. There are some wild ones this month!! 😯Please vote in the poll based on the number associated with your favorite entry. The last day to vote will be March 24th

Thanks to those who submitted these opening lines.FIRST LINE ENTRIES: 

#1. "No babe, really it's no big deal. So you came in last in your Fantasy Football league and your little friends have complete access to me for the playoffs. I can only imagine the excitement it must have caused in your Stay-at-Home-Dad Book Club to have the chance to pick my brain about this months title. Not complete access you said free use? And not that group the other one, with your brother and the guys from his work? Babe, your brother films porn under the screen name Log Splitter!!..."

#2. "Hey, yes everyone’s left just you and I. You’ve been so strong through this, so stoic. I can see why Heather loved you so. You know I had a chance to talk to her before she passed and we talked about what to do when she was gone. She explained that you had certain “needs”, and well I kinda liked them. Don’t think you’re betraying her, she wanted this; oh she had me memorize a phrase to say when I was ready. “How may I serve you master?”

#3."Who the fuck is HotSlutVA? I'm the only erotic audio you should be listening to and I'm gonna prove I'm so much hotter than her!"

#4 "Did you just say your bigger than my boyfriend? I doubt that, I'm a size-queen and can guarantee my boyfriend has a massive cock, and you -oh, oh my that thing is huge!"

#5 "Are you crazy? My husband and son are right there, they’ll kill you if they see you kissing me and caressing my breasts. Wait, what do you mean they’re so focused on the baseball game they haven’t noticed? Oh shit you’re right. While you’re going for third base, they don’t realize what’s going on next to them. You know what? Fuck it. If they’re not gonna notice that you reached third base with me, they’re definitely not gonna notice when you make a home run inside me.

#6 "Honey, not that I'd ever share your cock... but which of my hot friends would you want in a threesome with us?   Hypothetically of course"