"First Line" Pick of the Month Voting NOW OPEN (Patreon)

Here are the submission entries for this month's "First Line" Pick of the Month contest. Please vote in the poll based on the number associated with your favorite entry. The last day to vote will be June 16th

Thanks to those who submitted these opening lines.FIRST LINE ENTRIES: 

#1. I should call your parents, better yet I should call the cops. Why?! You’re trespassing in my backyard late at night with your girlfriend, having sex in my pool and then she ditches you as soon as I catch you two in the act! However, I’m willing to forget this ever happened, on one condition. What’s the condition? You fuck me right here right now. What about my husband? Don’t worry about him, he’s fast asleep and even if he wakes up, we’re not stopping.

#2. You think you made a mistake? You’re married? Hahaha! Suddenly you have a guilty conscience? That’s too bad, because once you pay for my services for the night I deliver so get that cock out, mister, I want my cum!

#3. Ok, so maybe playing that whole, "guy with an asses head" prank on Titania was a bit too far, but did she really have to strip me and lock me in this box. I can't even see anything through these holes and I'm getting bore... eep! Oh... that's a big cock...

#4 Yes Ma’am visiting hours are over for the day, still no progress? A shame he looks so peaceful, and they can’t make any sense as to why your husband is in a coma? There’s always tomorrow, and of course any changes overnight we will call you at once. Goodbye… Okay you big dick stud, your dumb wife is gone, and 20 minutes till the night guard does his round. Now let me get these scrubs off and that dick in my mouth and then you’re going to fuck me senseless. Nurse Lace needs to start that oral exam now.