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"First Line" Pick of the Month Voting NOW OPEN

  • 1 3
  • 2 14
  • 3 10
  • 4 18
  • 2026-07-24
  • 45 votes
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Here are the submission entries for this month's "First Line" Pick of the Month contest. It's a little later this month since I was waiting on a few more submissions before posting. Please vote in the poll based on the number associated with your favorite entry. The last day to vote will be Aug 7th

Thanks to those who submitted these opening lines.FIRST LINE ENTRIES: 

#1. Door slams and locks what the fuck? What were those things? They…were eating people. I’m not sure how long this will hold them back. I’ve watched end of the world shows and movies, but to be in one…oh god. And to be here with my office crush, well yes I had a crush, really it’s more like an office lust. The things I’ve wanted you to do to me, just bend me over your desk, or as I handed your coffee you just push me underneath it and make choke your cock. Don’t suppose if it’s all going to end would you make a girls final fantasy come true?

#2. How many married men have I fucked? A gentleman would never ask a lady that! Luckily I'm no lady.

#3. "Of course I can still get into my wedding dress babe, watch. Just need to do the zipper... Oh darn it, it ripped. I guess my ass is a little bigger than when we got married. Oh you like it huh? Oh baby yes, I can see you like it a lot!"

#4 "You'll let me and my boyfriend into the strip club without paying the cover charge, but only if I agree to fill in for one of the strippers?"

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