Laughter is the Best Medicine - Quickies (Patreon)

Not gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! 🙂     

 Here's a few Quick Jokes for Today: 

I’m hosting a charity for men struggling to ejaculate...

If you can't come let me know..

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They say sex sells...

Probably because you can’t spell "advertisements" without semen between the tits.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend, Diana, when my roommate, Jones, entered the room...

Im indiana Jones, Get out

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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 

One to screw the light bulb and one to hold the penis.

I mean the mother! 

I MEAN THE LADDER!

~ End