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Narrated: Fabric Cutter [Restoration] (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-27 00:55:55
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2026-06
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You know I have to cut a pizza with this.

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Narrated: Fabric Cutter [Restoration]

Comments

Steve Z

permission to say 'fck that's awesome' before watching it...

Ben Secrist

Is there any other way to cut a pizza?

Steve Z

Could you make your narrated vids about 7% less funny please. That should fix it. Thanks.

Goose Gosselin

Peter Wrinklage was my nickname in college. But seriously, How you keep track of parts like that is amazing. Also, one hell of a move, just your shop / tools alone is a massive job. Hope you are getting settled in okay!

Melinda

Everyday we stray further from the light

TheGons

The shot of your empty shop actually made me sad.

Lorrie Mussett

So I became a Patreon cuz once I heard you narrated videos I knew I wanted to watch them all.

Lorrie Mussett

You seem like a happy, funny and clearly talented man. Not to mention your a family too. I love your commentary. I also thinks it's great how you can be seen sticking your tongue out just a little bit!!! It's enduring!!!

Dan Johnston

I knew an exotic dancer named "Circa" back in college. Real talent. Moving from Saskabush to Tranna? Got tired of not spending three life savings on a house?

Andrew Elrod

Seeing "Cincinnati" on the tag made me sit straight up. Very cool, and the company is like 5 minutes from here.

Dan Dastun

Hey man saltine crackers with ketchup and melted plastic is still "technically edible".

Brooks Moses

I assume that the pizza is your reason for moving far away from Saskatoon.

Dalek Supreme

You really hate that Pizza... I agree with you, and that is a beautiful Pizza cutter. Where can we see your move? I am interested in how someone can move their shop interstate.

Don H.

FYI I've never restored anything in my life and I'm not even a particularly handy person. I subscribed on YouTube and joined your patreon solely because my neighbor's dog ordered me to. He has great taste in YouTube channels.

Marcel Boudreau

I though I was going to hurt myself I laughed so hard at the impromptu stripper pole routine. Maybe it's because it's so early in the morning? Maybe it's because I woke up this morning from a weird dream where i was running thought a gargantuan military aircraft repair plant and in the end I had to kill a vampire Danny DeVito? No one will every know. Certainly not me.

Sebastien Tremblay

Eric, these weird vise grips are vise grips for nuts and bolts, if I`m not mistaken. They are made so each part of the jaw grabs on to 3 faces of a hexagonal head, with a point of contact in the middle of said face instead of the traditional grab from two sides and round the corner....

Sebastien Tremblay

you know. all the OTHER patrones, I get the same video as all the people who don`t.. patre,,,, but with you, i`m SO SO SO glad I pay, cause the narration is priceless. so is the stripper dance. youre videos are like a box o`chocolate. :-) hey, now that you're in toronto, you're closer to montreal. let me know if you swing by, i`l offer you a beverage of your choice. :-)

Joe Dowling

Please post the pizza cutting part with commentary for the world to hear. You are a shining beacon of truth in these darkest days of culinary blasphemy.

Oscar Bartos

That pizza rant was hilarious, but also I kinda want to try it?

Oscar Bartos

The standard non-narrated version does include the pizza rant!

Tracy Bowling

Um, you shouldn't make faces like that when people are drinking liquids. Those liquids like to take the path of least resistance. Out ones nose!

Joe Dowling

I've grown so accustomed to having my ears soothed by Eric's sensual voice on the narrated versions that I no longer watch the non-narrated videos.

Joe Dowling

Could it be so bad that its good?

Hannu Soudunsaari

Thank you that was yummy (in my tummy) indeed and long await was worth it, good luck with setting up the new workshop 💁

David E. Blankenship

I would probably eat that pizza. I would probably eat a picture of pizza if that's all there was in the house and be totally fine with it

Matthew Arnold

Always great to see you polishing your knob!

Patrick Rainville

That pizza could actually kill you while you sleep. I give this restoration a 7 out of 10 danger factor. The chance to lose digits is definitely real.

Raul Ramos

That thing is insanely dangerous. And the cutting machine too As someone married to an italian, I guess there goes any hope to ever visit Canada

Fran B

Guessing the part you fabricated would be a presser foot, same like sewing machines use.

T.J. Simmons

That pizza was an abomination. How can people eat that, let alone pay $38 CAD for it? Oh that's just.. no.

Adam Dolch

This is the Canadian version of a Papa John's pizza. Why roast veggies when you can just steam them instead!? Into the trash pile it goes! Great video bruv. Truly a gem. Nice work as usual!

Clifton Ballad

what the shit was that "pizza" abomination you had on screen and whoever made that had better have some sort of explanation...

Natalie

I still don’t understand why you’d be willing to get pizza juice on something so pretty. That colour with the brass, so so good and I’m not a massive brass fan.

Eric Woodley

I like Pineapple on pizza(with pepperoni and sausage, GTFO with that Canadian "Bacon" crap) but this? This? This is an abomination that would make even the darkest depths of Hell shudder in revulsion

david moxon

That gastronomic abomination is the pizza equivalent of the legendary, “good morning burger“! Where can I get a 🍕?

Keith Caldicott

The pizza footage is so horrifying, it makes the exorcist look like Bambi

Daniel LeBlanc

watching that cut the fabric was astonishing. i notice it has a guard on the back but is otherwise an exposed hand removal machine