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"I have standards" (Patreon)

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2026-09-01 10:00:12
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2026-09
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When I think about MY super secretive organization that deals with paradimensional entities and anomalous threats, I like to think that the difference between my org and the SCP is that the employees are expected to take care of their own health and encouraged to. Whether they make good decisions, well... that can still be up to chance and the individuals.

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Death of Ink

I suppose that's a way of looking at it.

Alex White

"She's LITERALLY a vampire though, Rook. And that's not even getting into the fact that every time you let her lick your blood off it means we don't get anything useful from her for three weeks."

Sororitas Cupid

Obviously, Rook is a lady of taste and refinement...

gramathy

“And? If I was getting primo sex as often as I wanted I’d be useless too”

Griffin Hawk

She's right, and I feel like she should also secretly be a writer for an online magazine where she does a column about dating, where readers think she's talking about humans when she actually means. . . well, you know.