Hello and Happy Humpday! Happy New Year! [Daily greeting] [2025 recap] [orgasm data] (Patreon)

Hello my darling!

I wanted to pop on today to say Happy New Year, now that we are one week in, and on a Humpday which you know I love so very much.

Trigger warning: I do mention briefly a bit of loss I've had over the past few months. I don't go into it, and I am past the point of getting terribly upset, but I just want to warn you as it is part of what I've been going through, and I appreciate the grace everyone gives me ALL THE TIME (even when you don't know I need it)! 🥰💖

Gotta paywall the rest of the text cause I talk about naughty stuff 🤭😏❤️‍🔥

Today I give you a brief recap on my personal 2025 and the orgasms I had! I personally love data, so I figure I can't be the only one, and why not share, right? Right. It was a busy year, and now I want to take bets on if you think I'll have a "busier" year in 2026! I am voting for...maybe yes...🤭 Way to commit Smutty! 😂😘

I also dive into some of my goals and announcements for 2026 and plans I have in store for you, and for other places (coughStartingAnOFcough) 🫣...I am not sure when I will launch that, but I suspect it will be within the next month or so (I'm working on it already now, and editing some photos and things). I will keep you posted! I'm excited, and nervous, but mostly excited. It will be a place for me to experiment on different things!

How was your holidays? Did you have fun? Any good stories?! Let me know! I love reading through all the comments (even if I don't always respond immediately, they come right to my phone and I read everything)...seriously, I see you 😉

Alright, I think that's all for now! Thank you so much for making 2025 such an amazing year, and I'm so looking forward to things to come this year!

Much love my sweet!

-Smutty 🥰😘❤️‍🔥💖💃🏻