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Good morning! Happy Humpday: August 3rd! (Patreon)

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2022-08-03 08:25:01
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You made it! Halfway there. Good morning! 😘 Happy watermelon day! 🍉😋 

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Alex

Good morning! I did actually plan to get groceries today. 😄 I'll be good and buy a watermelon and some fruit, too. I love being told what to do by you. Have a wonderful day! ❤️

QB

I love those random celebrations. Btw, yesterday you talked about ice cream sandwiches, while on Twitter they celebrated national boob day... But at least, today is watermelon day... 😜

smutgrrl

lol...They crack me up on the calendar! I saw the boob day thing much later in the day and was like "doh!" that would have been so appropriate for me! 😅🤣 Maybe I'm just hungry when I'm posting these 🤣

smutgrrl

Haha! Hope you got those groceries and the watermelon! If you did, how was it?! I love watermelon! 😋

Alex

No watermelon sadly. But I got nectarines instead. 🍑 My favorites are oranges but winter is the time where they taste best.

Marcel Vondermassen

My main partner loves this watermelon song... I've heard this word more times the last year than all my life before combined... 😉

smutgrrl

There are two watermelon songs! I love the Harry Styles one though 😅🤩

Marcel Vondermassen

Is the Harry Styles the one song which is about watermelons, but is about sex, if one listens carefully? 😀

smutgrrl

I believe specifically about the female orgasm 😉 Something I'm a very big fan of. "Watermelon sugar high"