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Good morning! I'm home! Happy Girlfriend Day, Tuesday, August 1, 2023! (Patreon)

Published:
2023-08-01 12:11:01
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2023-08-30 05:53:58
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Good morning darling!

Hope you've been doing well while I've been out of town. I'm very happy to be home and a night of sleeping in my own bed felt very, very good.

I missed the "vitamin D joke" 😂 pardon my fuzzy brain. 

Anyways, I'm feeling like these next few weeks will be me hitting the grindstone and getting some work done. I've been up to my eyeballs in obligations but I think that's starting to simmer a little (hopefully!)

I'm so pumped to get some stuff done. Anyways, enjoy August 1st, I'll be your girlfriend today if you need one (platonic or romantic 😏). See you Humpday!

Much love darling,

-Smutty 💖🥰

1:30 PM EDIT: I took out some petty "bitching about stuff" words in the body of this text...I realize so much feedback I get is positive, and I need to focus less on negative! I get moody in the morning 😂 I love you all.

Comments

JeffW

Happy Girlfriend Day? Can I be Your girlfriend for today? 👗🙂

Laura

Glad you are back, and glad you had a wonderful weekend. 😁

Jungle

I just want to *talk* to whoever said the greetings are stale. 😇 The greetings bring joy and a good start to the day. 💖 I laughed out loud when you said you bought a bunch of kids harmonicas and tambourines. I'm glad it went over well. 😂 Yeah you can be my gf. I'll take you to the science museum to nerd out, and then the local book store and let you can pick you out something nice. 🤓 I hope you have a wonderful week.💕

Kingsnake

Wanna go out with me Smutty 😘? I've missed your morning greetings. Anyone that can't appreciate the value of a meaningful, thoughtful morning rambling from a creature as cool as yourself is likely a tool without an ample level of Vitamin D in their lives.

Kingsnake

Let's go taaaaalk to those foos. Educate them that while Miss Smutty is wildly entertaining, she is not here to be anyone's on call entertainment. So much more than that. Such as decent ground level emotional connection. Bozos deserve an ear full.

Lachlan Parker

Which base are you planning on touching, exactly? 😏 Even if they were stale, you're going out of your way to engage with your small community in ways that don't do anything for your content at all. You do it because you enjoy the banter, conversations, and jokes that arise from something as simple as the occasional greeting message. So don't stop unless it becomes un-enjoyable, at least for you. 😉👍

Jungle

Well said Snake!

smutgrrl

You promise to be a very good girlfriend? 😏 (And yes please! I love having such good girlfriends!)

smutgrrl

I'm so silly happy to be back home. I don't mind doing things out of routine, but dang if I don't love my little schedule! 😂🥰 Thank you!

smutgrrl

Lol...part of my post today made me realize that people do read the words I write! 😆 I edited out the negative part because I felt petty later on about mentioning it. I get 90 percent amazing feedback, 9 percent constructive criticism (which I don't mind one bit) and like 1 percent negative. I need to be more resilient 😛🥰 But damn it feels good knowing everyone has my back! 😅🥰🥰🥰 Also...omg I want to go on Girlfriend date to the science museum! That pulled at my heartstrings in some sort of way for sure! Let's go! 🤓💗 Hope you have such a lovely day Jungle 🥰

smutgrrl

lol...I think I was being dramatic, I took that part out of the post. I love you guys!

smutgrrl

You are so sweet. Lol...time to go get that D I think 😏🌞

smutgrrl

I'm going to focus on all the huge amounts of positive from now on! Everyone is so freaking nice, and I was nitpicking, I feel better now (no longer morning grumpy). Thank you for being a lamb! 🥰

JeffW

Promise 🖐️👩👗 😇

Kingsnake

don't forget that V-itamin ;-). You're as able to be dramatic and opinionated as you allow for any of us. There was nothing malicious or overtly negative about your original beef. I feel like this is a safe space for emotions, even the less than comfortable ones. Always classy, and so damn Smutty! Keep on keeping on girlfriend!