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Good morning darling!

Hope you're doing well this Tuesday, the day of Talking like a Pirate Day! Better watch out, I'm going to come for that booty 🤭🍑

You're welcome for the Dad joke today! XD Anyways, I am going to get to work, and hopefully get this week going smoothly! 

Have such a good day 💖🏴‍☠️🦜

Later lovely! 

-Smutty 💖⚓🦜

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Solitary Surreal

Isn't it "Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for that...😉" in the song? Happy Pirate Day!

NOBLE

Good morning Smutty! Glad you had a fun weekend! Good luck with your work and happy Pirate Day :)

Bunnyboy36

happy pirate day daddy

Kingsnake

Arrrrrgh, gotta love a smutty pirate wench spinnin' tails on board a sea wahrrhthy vessel! Sounds the good time to saaahrggest listenin' to "Nose on the grrrindstone" by Tyler Childers, if ye have yet the pleasure of its tunes. Yeee'll sharrrly thank me laterrrgh.

Izzy

Avast! Did mine ears just hear a yowl pass yer lips? Ye be treading on storm washed decks if yer 'sinuating I'm one of the ships cats. Every pirate knows that the ships cat is just under the cap'n, who serves just under god, who exists at the pleasure of the sea! I'm sorry to hear about Gozer, I hope that vet can help relieve the poor doggos scritches. I'm glad that your stream went well, I have been so exhausted (in a good way) that I passed out shortly after starting the stream. I hope that you have the one of most productive of Tuesdays.

Izzy

I got big distracc and did that thing with the unshifted Enter key again. I have some veggies that are at a point of either needing to be made part of the ships stew or thrown out a hatch, so likely having veggies for dinner, but it's an opportunity to cook which I haven't taken recently. I'm probably going to restart the book I've been reading (the second of a steamy series) as it has been almost a week since I last listened to it. I need to shower my ship's cat with adoration for doing such a good job keeping the vermin out of the grain stores. Thanks for the morning greeting Smutty, TTYL!

Laura

Good Morning! Had a good weekend, had family in town, now is day of recovery and cleaning. I hope you have a wonderful day.😸

Secret Admirer

You pronounce Gewürztraminer so nicely

smutgrrl

Sounds very nice, hope you had a good recovery day!

smutgrrl

Thank you! And thank you for the lovely Pirate speak 🤭⚓🏴‍☠️ Hope you've gotten some good rest!

smutgrrl

Pirate Wench!!! Yesss!!! 🥰

smutgrrl

You too Sweet Bunny Boy 😏💖⚓

smutgrrl

Thank you! Hope you had a lovely day!

smutgrrl

Lolol...that was running through my head with the Booty talk! 🤭🥰

smutgrrl

Hey baby 😉🏴‍☠️🤭

Ty

you'd be so good in radio or voice acting, your cadence and tone are very pleasing to the ear. Love the check ins/updates :)

smutgrrl

Thank you so much! I feel like I do that now a little bit 🤭 Self fulfilling prophecy I guess 😂