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SOFT FOCUS - The Best Vampire Movie You Never Watched - I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (Patreon)

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2024-09-13 19:37:59
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So I literally just got finished with this and since it's friday 13th I thought....I'd whack it up as public and see how the analytics do!

It felt good to finish this, already keen to get cracking on the other videos PLUS something nice in the pipes for halloween....hallo...GEEn???

Feedback loved and appreciated always! Stay scary!

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Soft Focus - The Best Vampire Movie You Never Watched - I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

I'm not saying it's the GREATEST movie ever made, but it does fill me with a certain degree of warmth and bloodlust. Starring Neil Morrissey as the bike's owner, Michael Elphick as a police inspector and Anthony Daniels as a priest who attempts to exorcise the bike's evil spirit. If you like motorbikes, motorcycles, choppers, hogs....and vampires...pull up a seat Thank you @GooeySquid for animating what should never have been put on screen at all. 🩸https://twitch.tv/gooeysquid 🩸Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/bouphe 🩸Twitter: https://www.x.com/bouphe 🩸Insta: https://www.instagram.com/bouphemagic 🩸Support me on Patreon! : https://www.patreon.com/bouphe

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Ben Borthwick

So Neil's character was called Noddy and he was from Birmingham... ...and they didn't call this Noddy the Vampire Slade-r?

Toshkien

i bloody called this back when you posted cryptically about needing a bike haha, im so glad you're championing it too because it doesn't get the recognition it deserves and is mostly poo poo'd *giggles*

Klownstein

I heard THREADS was the sequel to this

Bouphe
>>149364566

He did play Ozzy Osbourne in reeves and Mortimer Slade in residence! It all ties together

ColonelXB

Oh my, I’ve got a vague memory of first watching this when I was a kid (l think I was about 10, so 1993ish) after Match Of The Day one Saturday. They always used to put older films on then (Hammer, if you were lucky), so I always assume this was made in the mid-80s at best. But no. 1990. I must have first seen this as a unusual BBC decision to put something basically red hot new on after the football.

Jordan Valentine

I love soft focus, brilliant video as always Bouphe <3