The Amazing Evolution of Foldable Chairs (song and more!) (Patreon)

Behold the metamorphosis of a tweet that once took the virtual world by storm (garnering a jaw-dropping 300 likes; the highest number ever known) into its ultimate incarnation as a VS SHORT SONG (affectionately nicknamed "Everyman Has To Carry His Own Chair").

You see, I've amassed a motley collection of folding chairs from my time hosting intimate living room concerts in the City of Angels. These trusty companions have since moonlighted as makeshift furniture, and it's high time they were immortalized in song.

So, I'm curious - what's the most ingenious or offbeat use of a folding chair you've ever encountered?

I once spent a memorable night in the great outdoors, precariously snoozing atop a trio of strategically placed folding chairs, with naught but a tablecloth for warmth. This was during a college fraternity retreat, where no one in charge saw fit to mention the overnight stay. However, aft a couple of hours, the fire that once warmed me dwindled, so I was forced to find refuge in a vacant car seat (with 4 other dudes already sleeping inside)

Nevertheless!

Feast your ears upon the final WAV, as well as separate ACAPELLA and INSTRUMENTAL mixes, conveniently attached for your listening pleasure.

And remember, the VS ethos embraces open source. Feel free to remix, repurpose, or reimagine anything in the catalogue - no credit necessary!

Revel in the auditory delight, my good friends!

Love and Respect, 

Value Select

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