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Dear PatronsUnfortunately we are in trouble again, with another government issuing a formal complaint about our work - this time, the World's Biggest Democracy™ I am so sorry everyone. Apparently we may have violated section 2 of the "Prevention of Insults to the National Honour Act" (which I swear is not a made up thing from one of our HGAs, and carries a cool and normal 3 year jail term)I want to share with you my official apology letter to the Indian Government so that you know about it first:Dear Your Holiness Most Merciful Mr Modi, the Chosen One™ Sadly we failed to learn our lesson after our recent run-in with the Tasmanian Government (and the Indonesian Government before that, which blocked our West Papua HGA)I am sorry you didn't like our video and that you had to resort to a law for "protecting national honour" (rather than, you know, stopping misinformation).I see that you have not yet gotten round to asking your billionaire buddy to block it on Meta yet, so I've pinned it to our Instagram profile to ensure that everybody knows where NOT to clickYourstheJuiceMedia1B Streisand BoulevardAustralia

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PeterKNIGHT’spage

Be careful. His other billionaire buddy, Gautam Adani, might do something bad, too! Imagine that!

Brendan H.

No Indian holiday for you.

Von Divo

"God wasn't paying attention to the polling, Mr Most Holey". S'pose that's what happens when you bank on imaginary friends to win elections.. 😎👑😁

Flozza

Streisand boulevard I’m in tears 😂😂

Richard Niland

Sadly, I could not find a reliable source for this, but there's an anecdote about the philosopher Johann Gottlieb Fichte: After having been accused of atheism by the Church, he sought refuge in Berlin under Frederick the Great, and when the Church demanded his extradition, Frederick messaged back that "if God has a problem with Fichte, He will be able to sort things out Himself."

Paul Schnackenburg

The Streisand effect is strong with this one. Oh, and last sentence in your reply should be "knows", not known.

Leak

I'm surprised he didn't use his godlike powers to smite you from afar... 🤔

Bryan A.

What greater compliment could you receive? Well Done! 😘

thejuicemedia

Sadly adding India to my list of places I'll never be going on holidays, alongside Iran and Indonesia... the i-club

Samuel Gorman

someone struck a nerve with a dictator in disguise, well done

Oded Shomroni

We all need to know how NOT to offend national honour (for definitions see the beginners guide to Facism page 1) - so we must see this HGA. Please don’t fly through India any time soon though

Cary Christian

Smite Me Oh Mighty Smighter !!! Thankyou for calling out this shiffuckery for what is but please don't go to jail. What a contentious world it is for those doing the wrong thing. Plenty of other shitfuckery so please stay out of jail.

Leak

Just saw on Wikipedia that Iceland also still has a Lèse-majesté law where "...insulting a country, foreign head of state, its representatives or flag can be punished by up to two years of imprisonment..." - enough for it to join the club?

Philip Whyte

Modi fied Twuntshovelhandler!

Sidara

You're clearly doing something right!

Dr James M Coakes

Official condemnation from his holiness the Modi! What higher praise is there?

Edward Lander

How predictable ... it must be a tough life being a dictator these days with the Juice Media fact checking your so called 'democracy' ... 😉

Dr James M Coakes

A lovely reverend friend of mine once explained the importance of differentiating between "God's will" and "God swill"

Bob

A couple more and you'll be ready for the boss fight "Thailand"

Francesco Finucci

So, now governments can get Google to censor any videos they dislike. Now I get why people say democracy and capitalism go hand in hand.

David Nebauer

Love your puckish sense of humour as always. Just wondering, though, and I know it's picky: if your address is a reference to the "Streisand Effect" (which is a good analysis), perhaps it should be "B. Streisand Boulevard" after the meme's accidental creator, Barbra Streisand?

thejuicemedia

Thank you David you are quite right of course, I wrote it in a hurry and somehow got confused with Susan Sarandon! Fixed now

Jake Laack

If Google wasn’t an evil piece of shit, they would pull out of India completely for this kind of government censorship instead of the other way around. I sure wish there was literally anyone else to compete with YouTube.

Mark william lane

Mr. Modi and his Bodhi tree won’t be moved. While we all sit and watch behoved. Democracies for sale.

Rambo

Love your "contrite" reply! Rather scary though that India even has such a Saudi style law.

John Mullican

Your response could not have been more perfect. Respectful with an honest dig. Keep up the good work!

Jeremy Bowkett

How did human societies end up being run by such playground bullies with such easily bruised souls and too many friggin' weapons? The Clash nailed it way back in '77 in their song "White Man in Hammersmith Palace": "If Adolf Hitler were 'ere today, they'd send a limousine anyway."

Hufflemypuff

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am sooooo sorry but I am not surprised. I have friend who is a reporter in India. He literally cannot handle any criticism.

Mik Scheper

Nebula and Vimeo are both pretty successful. I honestly watch them as much as YouTube. Give 'em a go.

David Ross

Suitably obsequious. Inspiringly insipid. Simply MAHVELOUS, Dahling! Put it to ‘em. David Ross, Northern Quebec.

Mark D Larsen

Of course you would elicit Modi's wrath! He can dish it out, but cannot take it. Poor Gandhi is weeping in his grave.

Nick Seidenman

Youtube disallows adblocers. They've nnow disabled the player on browsers that use adblockers. Since I can no longer watch your videos on youtube, there's no point in supporting you on patreon. I hope you and the other patreon creators I support will make youtube understand this is a really, really bad move on their part. If they don't reverse that policy, I'll be cancelling all of my patreon subscriptions. Sad to do this. I hope you can make them change.

thejuicemedia

Not sure i follow your logic Nick, but sure if you want to stop supporting our work because of a decision made by YouYube, over which we have no control, rather than watch a 5 second advert, that's your choice. Thank you for all your support in the past.

Nick Seidenman

Hoping content creators will show comments like this one to youtube, tell them it's hurting the very folks who are creating their content.

John Caywood

I don’t believe in something for nothing, so I try to contribute, however, humbly to content creators who sustain sanity. As an OAP, it’s rare these days to find something that makes me smile out loud. I bought a ShitFuckery (extra cap mine) and I get such shocked reactions at Costco here in the world headquarters of Mormonry, I feel I need to do a little more. Seeing people reach to cover the eyes of their progeny (as though they can read) gives me immense pleasure. Thanks to your team for providing the true meaning of Joy to the World. If there is a god, I’m sure she’s Black and has a Wicked Sense of Humor.

Patrick Salsbury

I am also not sure that I understand his post, but for what it's worth, I just did a check on an iPhone, using a recent version of iOS, and the Brave browser, running with the Mullvad VPN, (which has FANTASTIC ad blocking, and I recommend it!) And with all that protection turned on, I can still play videos just fine in a browser, not logged into YouTube. If you cannot, go back and read what I posted above, find the appropriate keywords, and download the appropriate software. Brave browser is free, Mulvad is five dollars per month, and it blocks advertising at the network level, so even dedicated apps (like The Weather Channel, or some game you play) won't be able to load most advertising. 😈 Been using it for a year, and it's glorious! Highly recommended. 😂👍

thejuicemedia

Thanks for sharing that advice Patrick! And welcome aboard, thanks for your support G

Neville Hayes

That is gold I laughed so much while sitting at McDonald's having my lunch I nearly spat a McFlurry all over the lounge area thanks for doing the great work all the best the traveling Nomad Australia Neville Hayes