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[PREVIEW] Federal Budget - Honest Government Ad (Patreon)

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2019-04-02 04:04:30
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Dear Patrons, here's the preview of the next Honest Government Ad! The Federal Budget is being announced today, so what better time for the Government to give the nation an honest explanation of its economic policy?Am planning to publish this one in a couple of days, once the dust settles around the Government's satirical budget.  (Provided my computer doesn't start crashing again T_T)Let us know if you have any genius suggestions for the "Authorised by" message at the end. Catch you very soon with the videoGiordano xo

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SOB

Authorised by the Dept of Blah Blah Blah Slavery

Peter Goegan

A budget for the dumb to vote for the LNP.

Angela

Perfect

Geoff Davies

Authorised by Ramses II and Caligula Caesar, channelled by J. Frydenberg?

Julian Fidge

How about "Because we know we can buy your vote for 60 cents a week!"

Julian Fidge

Or "Authorised by the Department of Buying Votes for 60 cents a week!"

Alpheus Williams

Oh man. How timely...something brilliant and vibrant to counter the hateful misleading bullshit from the Murdoch stable. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! I can's wait for the release!

Tony Marshall

Authorised by the department of financial smoke and mirrors, 1 Hell St. Hades

Edward Lander

Brilliant! Looking forward to seeing the vid :D How about 'Authorised by indentured servitude?'.

Colin Briggs

How about “Authorized by your Feudal Government”

John L Smith

Can't wait to see the graphics

Adrian

Given they're trying to sell us imported toxic bs (the budget - a healthy, nutritious and sustainable looting operation by the international cabal) labeled "safe for human consumption" (by the sales spin about to be televised) -- This imported piece of toxic bs has been classified as a consumable product by the departments of smuggling , bioinsecurity and "fake food" safety authorised by the Minister for Elite Health, Canberra

Warren Barrington

I would like to see if there are figures on people accessing their superannuation, has that increased either 1. the number of people accessing and or 2. The dollar terms has it increased.

Kostas

Really good one! Really does break things down on the whole swindle called "the budget" and the "growning economy". It would have been good though perhaps to add some more from Modern Monetary Theory, about how the balanced budget thing is bs really (and the budget surplus aim even worse, and not something to boast about).

Benito Cao

I can’t think of any genius “Authorised by …”. You guys are the expert on that front. I'm sure you'll come up with something great again. But since you’ve asked, I’ve tried to come up with something. The one thing that I’ve been amazed by (and which I think is missing from your story, but probably deserves a whole dedicated video) is the size of the debt; and the fact that tackling the “Debt and Deficit” was the mantra of the Coalition not long ago, and suddenly it’s all about the shift from “Deficit to Surplus”, and any talk of Debt has totally disappeared from their talking points. This is hardly surprising given that, as Alan Austin (via @MichaelWestBiz) reports: “The Coalition has added more debt in five and a half years than all governments over the preceding 118 years”. Here is the full article: <a href="https://www.michaelwest.com.au/coalition-doubles-all-government-debt-since-federation-in-just-under-six-years/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.michaelwest.com.au/coalition-doubles-all-government-debt-since-federation-in-just-under-six-years/</a> I’ve tried to come up with something that mentions debt and wealth: “Authorised by the Department of Your Debt is Our Wealth”. But I don’t think this will work, partly because I don’t think there are any references to “debt” in the script. But maybe something about along those lines, that is, something using the formula “your ………… is our …………”. Or something with “pie” in the “Authorised by”. Something like “Authorised by the Department of Pie in the Sky”. I’m sure you can come up with a much better line, but it was fun giving this a go.

T

"Authorised by the Department for Giving More Money to Rich People"

Ryan McKenzie

Authorised by the Department of Silver Spoons and Cigars.

Ryan McKenzie

Authorised by the Department of Indentured Servitude

Ryan McKenzie

Authorised by the Department for the Appeasement of the Rich

Ryan McKenzie

Authorised by the Department of Corporate Puppetry

Ryan McKenzie

Authorised by the Department of Unlubricated Penetration ......... yeah this one.

Cormac G

Authorised by the department for stealing your fair share of the pie

thejuicemedia

Cheers Alpheus, it should be ready to launch tomorrow morning :)

Adrian

This is a really well put together piece, probably one of my favourite so far actually. The step by step layout and building of the information really helps drive it home. Cheers.

Hot30 with Matty

Authorised by the barrier reef, now 500 million richer

thejuicemedia

Thanks for this great feedback Adrian. I wanted to make this one a bit more of an explainer-type video, to help people understand a few key concepts. It will be more useful once you can see the visuals :)

Adam Ahmed

Watch out with MMT. My economist friends all seem to think it's a swindle. It doesn't account for people skipping out on your currency (e.g. Cambodia pretty much just uses USD despite technically having their own currency). If you print too much money, it's still bad for you.

Choice Birdsong

Just wondering, will you at some stage be making a video that highlights the fact that with our preferencial voting system the way it is, the same bird always gets elected. The only thing different is that it is either the left wing playing the hand dealt to them, or it is the right. wing.

thejuicemedia

An HGA about preferential voting is on our list of videos to make!

H-C Halls

Left Wing?? What left wing? that bird flew the coup as soon as Bob Hawk got his wings and flew off to America to give them permission to dock nuclear-driven ships in our ports. Left wing indeed!!!!

H-C Halls

We do not have an alternative to the bicameral government system (as yet) Both sides are conservative, US-sucking neocons who are in the same boat paddling like mad to Washington.