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Wednesday Sophia

"oh well, lets just go do each other then..."

Vivian

Wow they really did, though

el

Garbage basement is an organizational redundancy! this is why we must go do laundry on the, uh, roof

Railway Series Book Club

this is the funniest possible way to diffuse the laundry cliffhanger tension. truly a 'trust the process' moment if there ever was one

Jeremy AR

Man the comments for this strip are gonna be a mess.

Andrea Andrew

Oh, these two literal minded sapphics. 🌈

Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games

“Excuse me, everyone! We’re here to, ah, ‘do laundry’…” “Uh…so are we?” “Oh. … OH!”

Megh

My favorite detail is that they even went through the trouble of grabbing their laundry given the real reason they're here. Or does the machine need some weight to be effective? Never tried to use a washer or dryer as a masturbatory aid

Genevieve

you two absolute knuckleheads I love you so much

Crunchos cereal

Yeah, there are other places to do laundry in.

Harold

Plot twist: EVERYONE came here to "do laundry," but because it's too crowded they all just did laundry instead

TobyTura

damn they were really gonna do it huh

ScrimpArt

kid named your own fucking bedrooms:

TobyTura

my friend and i dm about this comic religiously- esp about this storyline- and this strip is gonna light up my inbox like a nuke once they see it on the main site lmao

Ria

They're so useless I love them so so so much

MrShoggoth

Oh this went way better than I thought it was going to go

Grace Serenity

I would imagine an unbalanced load would be the most effective

Grace Serenity

Even worse, they're PROTO sapphics! The most useless kind!

darklion

You two, go directly to horny jail

C

"...Garbage your room or Garbage my room?"

Sajuuk-Khar

Gatekeeping the laundry room?! During Pride Month?!???

Maybeeus

Strips like todays are why i avoid over speculation, more often than not Willis will throw a curveball over my head that surprises me. "Oh there is probably gonna be some huge drama over Dorothy considering her feelings a trauma response and they'll probably have a fight or something!" Joyce: "i don't care lets fuck again" "welp." And here i thought we would have Joyce and Dorothy nearly do the deed but Joyce would drop the "do you consider this sex?" question and derail the entire scene but instead every force of nature at work is conspiring to see to it that these two don't fuck despite these two trying to get into each others pants with a level of force that could split stones in half. I still think there is a chance this ends with some sort of fight but not an overly melodramatic soap opera fight. I hope to see a Looney Tunes face in rake situation while dragonforce music plays as Joyce and Dorothy engage in a metaphorical gunfight in the dark.

Maybeeus

But if they directly fuck then that makes it gay, no... They must play the most elaborate game of gay chicken known to man and jump through a legends of the hidden temple style trial of mental gymnastics to find ways to fuck each other without it actually being considered fucking each other. Someone on the main sites comments made a beautiful analogy of it being a game of chicken where one driver has a deathwish and the other is mr magoo but the truth is this is like if midway through the game mr magoo turned around and told you "yeah actually i could see fine the entire time lets find out what happens after we die"

Railway Series Book Club

one of these days i'll learn this lesson, but it's way too damn tempting to let the speculation brainworms win and start theorizing. the comic's just too engaging, smh my head

The25th

This could still work if both of them have an exhibitionism fetish and everybody else is voyeurs

Maybeeus

It's the dreaded wombo combo curse of hyperfixation+special interest...

Megh

Speculating is like half the reason I read this comic in the first place!

Shane Wegner

It might be like catching the roadrunner.

Maybeeus

@Megh specifically, As someone who's been pretty deep into fandom-based speculation for a very long time... (I got my start with huge theorybait-ey media with evangelion at 13 or so and was there for the full run of Adventure Time and Steven Universe.) I feel there definitely is a point where you can cross into over-speculation or over-theorizing where it crosses from valid speculation into outright fanfiction. It's a process i've thought about and one of the wonky parts of my brain that makes me uniquely stupid that i've tried to whittle down into a philosophy. I think maybe the secret to being smart is actually to find the specific kind of stupid you are and ride the lightning so to speak, because intelligence isn't a linear thing and is more about overcoming and understanding our own faults than what kind of number you get when you do a quiz. Theorycrafting has always been a messy endeavor but i feel the point you cross the line is when you hold your own theories higher than the actual story and inevitably set yourself up for disappointment. The different between objective observations and personal desires on where you want the story to go are key. Maybe the moral here is i'm simply too much of a coward (actually too lazy) to just say fuck it and go write fanfiction instead of trying to be a pro theorycrafter.

Mariah

people making assumptions with threats to leave the comic if something they don't like happens gets on my nerves.

Mariah

two girl siting in a laundry room five feet apart because they aren't gay.

Jeremy AR

They still a few generations of natural selection before becoming modern sapphics.

Girlycore

Yeahhh, the main site is going to fucking explode tomorrow.

Girlycore

Yeah, I'm also surprised they really went there.

Girlycore

Two. Panel. Comic. I actually love the way this visually slows a story which had been careening forward with the force of sapphic desire. Dorothy and Joyce come to a sudden halt, and the rare two panel comic makes us feel it too.

Greg Willickers

It's the neccesary self-deception part of the game. If they just walked in their holding hands in their pajamas they'd have to admit what they're doing.

Tim Starliper

Sort of like going full tilt, then all of a sudden...WALL!

Siberian Rabbit

The bit that's frazzling me a little bit is that while I do get that Dorothy fully psyched herself into thinking that this is a completely regular platonic activity, "gal palling too close to the sun" as some would say, the only way I can conceptualize Joyce's train of thought right now is by giving credence to all the people that were speculating that she did discuss all this stuff with Joe and he gave the green light.

Harold

Next strip: [Dorothy and Joyce encounter Joe on the way back to their rooms with their incredibly clean clothes] Joe: "Hey, guys. Back from 'doing laundry,' I see." Joyce: "Nah, it was too busy. We just ended up actually doing our laundry." [Dorothy stops in her tracks, eyes and mouth wide open in shock] Joyce and Joe: "Dorothy? You OK?"

Joseph

So yes this is a cute interaction. But now I have to question when Joyce was actually doing her laundry if she’s surprised that it’s busy on a Saturday.

Harold

@Joseph: She's been doing it a lot more often since a week ago last Wednesday

Genevieve

It's either that or she's ::shudder:: taking Billie's advice at face value

Genevieve

Going around the room to check first is incredibly awkward and humiliating but luckily everyone's into that too