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C

There's nothing more fatherly than swearing bloody vengeance on man's greatest enemy...THE MOLE!

Bagge

HELLO MOLE, I'M DAD!!!

Bagge

Carol: "You really should get a gun... you know, like a REAL man."

Simon Magid

Are you crazy? Haven't you heard of the right to arm moles? These things have land mines in the thousands that they have stolen from minefields around the country.

Simon Magid

Ah yes. The message of the Lord our Savior. Love thy neighbour, let he who is without sin cast the first stone and give those goddamn moles hell with your shovel, drive them before you and listen to the lamentations of their mole women.

Strangeshapes

We have moles in the front yard. The boys like to wave at the front of the holes and say "Hello Mole!" If we called an exterminator our children would cry. I am comfortable with our infestation.

Jessica

Should've got a cat :P

Douglas Appelt

No, no, Hank! Not a shovel! You get some C-4, mold it into the shape of a sqirrel, stick a blasting cap up its butt then put the whole thing down the mole hole! "Au revoir, go-pher. Er, I mean, mole."

Stoodmuffin

It's funny cause the dog LOOKS like a serial killer

Maude Reads Things

You're damn skippy. Outdoor cats are mean bastards who present you with small dead things constantly. Mine brought us birds, mice, rabbits, and once a squirrel. My brother thinks he remembers a chipmunk in there somewhere too.

Theo Jakiemów

Ours did bring in a mole once. Poor animal wasn't dead just fainted or something. I left it as a present in our neighbour's garden. He never thanked me for it! Rude much!

Crissa Kentavr

You'll be so sorry when that adorable fuzzy gopher is laying there dying o-o

Tsa

buy a mole trap... it's a quick kill.

Ryan Malcolm

Moles have sensitive hearing. Bury a glass bottle leaving the top above ground and uncovered. The wind blowing over it will cause a noise that will drive the moles insane.

Bagge

I'm pretty sure you can get rid of moles by writing over it with a non-permanent pen and then rubbing it out.

Cambísima

This is true? Or a joke? Or still funny, but true? #intrigued

Ryan Malcolm

It's true. I learned it frae Roald Dahl.

Chelsea Kenna

My dad, the most mild-mannered, non-violent person ever (he never even raises his voice) used to sniper gophers from the upstairs bedroom window with a bb gun. What is it about small lawn-burrowing critters that turn dads bloodthirsty?

Jennifer Bak

OMG. This is my dad. I wonder how many of us all have this dad? :D