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C

Sal ends up being close, as it's a tattoo of President Doris getting proposed to by Julia Gray.

Astariel

Aw, she left Danny alone? That's sad and somewhat concerning. Also, Sal, if you want to come across as dangerous, maybe don't use the word 'tush.'

darklion

She's unlikely to get one on her tush. On her forehead is a possibility.

Sajuuk-Khar

Sal: Ah hate bein’ alone an’ without real love an’ human connections, an’ I’m fully aware th’ “dangerous” front ah put up is a mask t’hide m’ pain. Ah want to live more authentically. Also Sal: NOOOOO M’ MASK OF DANGEROUSNESS

Harold

Dorothy on 'Er Tush: A Dumbing of Age Pornographique

Railway Series Book Club

gotta wonder whose room this scene took place in, bc if it was in sal's room i feel bad for malaya sleeping through a golden moment to add to her Sal Fakey Moments compilation

Andrea Andrew

I was thinking a good, and ambitious, NSFW slipshine would a College naked run or a naked bike ride, involving a good chunk of the cast. Some nudism and exhibitionism. Also an orgy, possibly.

Kelly (they-them)

Not being dangerous makes her more approachable. Being more approachable makes her vulnerable. Being vulnerable opens her up to EVEN MORE PAIN

Logibear

The solution's easy Sal. You just gotta establish dominance over Joyce by fucking Dorothy.... do not think about whether both of them would consider that extremely hot.

Harold

Danny: "You can cheat on *me* at a protest, if you want to pull up even with Joyce again." Sal: "WONDERBREAD AH WILL KILL YOU IN YER SLEEP"

Harold

@Astariel: If it's good enough for ZZ Top, it's good enough for Sal Walkerton!

Dan Rabin

After years of Willis softening Sal's character and filing down her rough edges, she's *finally* pushing back!

Railway Series Book Club

"Sal, the bisexuals HAVE to offset the damaging optics of Joyce and Dorothy being cheating cheaters who cheat! Go find Tony and move the needle back to equilibrium!"

voyager-ngc5195

I feel like Joyce's personality is such that if she ever gets one tattoo, within a year she'll have had half her torso done.

Shane Wegner

"Dorothy's ❤️ Property" tramp stamp?

Shane Wegner

"She can't escape her intrusive pre-midnight thoughts. Now bad guys can't escape her!"

GundamBradley

I wonder if Danny is unaware of what Sal has been doing for Amazi-Girl, how that wouldn't be listed as a factor. Then again, Danny has been an unambiguous supporter of Amazi-Girl, and might not really consider it as a dangerous factor.

Jesse

Will the nights ever be the same?!

Gale Tazzin

continuation of "no way Joyce gets laid before I do"

George Simpson

Yeah, she really does center her identity around the new concept in her life. Makes sense given her underexposed upbringing, but it also means that she's centering her identity on something that she's only had a few days to grok, and that's going to result in a shallow understanding. Not a great recipe for life changing decisions.

joe mcguire

Nothing says “I’m a rebel who doesn’t let others control me” like defining what you do and how you act based on others

Tessea

Awww. She's growing up so fast... I mean I'm still more of an outlaw than Joyce! I gotta go get some Nuggets...

George Simpson

If Billie catches her, she will NEVER live down the Amazigirl allegations.

Harold

@George Simpson: Billifer still has the suit, so *that* ship has long since sailed

Railway Series Book Club

she should get an Air Force 1 tramp stamp just like Julia Gray presumably has (considering how the president rides her and all)

Kelly (they-them)

In fairness to Joyce and her obsessive tendencies, you can't have just ONE tattoo. They're like potato chips