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Early update for March 4, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-03 04:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

Content

weird foreplay but okay

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Minzoku Bokumetsu

can't have bedhead if you've got hathead *headtap*

Sajuuk-Khar

Rebellion against correct sleep posture is the most important rebellion of all

C

Danny is a cool-drain, you knew that when you started dating him Sal, lol.

Ria

I can't wait until Danny unlocks Correct Length Hair, in true Good Egg Fashion

Astariel

She bought it for him.

Astariel

Apparently hair is still a sore spot for Sal.

Tessea

Meanwhile Sal is plagued by other forms of trauma. (and no Joyce to kiss it better)

Harold

I would say "You Can Leave Your Hat On: A Dumbing of Age Pornographique," but I'm pretty sure I've used that joke before re: Becky and Dina, and now I'm sad because Becky and Dina

Lazuli

is it just me or has danny started to look more feminine?

Logibear

So Sal isn't a fan of Joe Cocker's work from the 80's. Noted.

Sajuuk-Khar

Three hats were given to the Theater Kids, oldest and wisest of all costumed beings. Seven were given to the Mods, great pioneers of lifestyle. Nine hats were given to the race of Fashionistas…who above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived. For another Hat was made. In the land of Reedhall, in the fires of Mount Dorm, the Dark Lord Danny forged in secret a master hat to control all others. And into this hat he poured his anti-coolness, his ukelele, his twinkery, and his will to pull completely outside his league. ONE HAT TO RULE THEM ALL.

Sajuuk-Khar

This is to say that normal fire cannot touch the One Hat, of course. It only illuminates the Dark C++ inscribed upon the brim.

Andrea Andrew

As someone growing my hair out and wondering if there’s short feminine hair options, I think both sides of this couple are valid.

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@Lazuli Likely on purpose (Bi privilege?)

Ragtime

damn that last panel belongs in the other patreon

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@Harold Danny: "~You give me reason to live, you give me reason to live, you give me reason to live, YOU G--" Sal: (/slaps the hat off his head)

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@Astariel That was an act of mercy on her part. If he'd made that comment in public, she might have had to deck him.

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@Tessea I suspect Joyce is eventually going to have the "who can I kiss with impunity" conversation with Dorothy. I would be very surprised if Sal didn't make the list [1] ________ [1] - I am aware Sal isn't into [ ladies | Joyce ]. That's likely why Dorothy wouldn't mind her being on the list.

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@S-K "10 PRINT "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" 20 GOTO 10"? What the...

Andrew Dederer

In a more relaxed moment, sometime in the future. She will tell him. "You can leave your hat on".

Dan Rabin

And he'll be a New Man—a randy one at that.

NinjaZaku

I do appreciate that Danny's response to Sal being sensitive about her hair is just "noted, won't do it again" instead of getting defensive about it being a joke. Good on him for respecting healthy boundaries (an unfortunate rarity in this day and age)

Sajuuk-Khar

He’s gotta fight Dorothy’s biphobia SOMEHOW

Maude Reads Things

Yeah, that's a tricky subject even for people she's known a while, Danny. That'll be a while

Maybeeus

..does he keep the hat under the pillow?

Lazuli

someone in the comments mentioned danny being a good egg, so i thought "is willis laying a bread trail with the character reveal danny has started hrt"