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Early update for June 1, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-31 03:55:02
Imported:
2026-10

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singing this song at karaoke is violence

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Avidan

You mean a Lord-bearing condition? .... I'll see myself out

Jennifer Novelli

Kinda love how nobody thinks it's weird that Joyce is pulling a Kenny. She's just reached that point where it's like, "Yep, that's something she would do." The Tyson Zone, we used to call it.

Andrea Andrew

Joyce is a goofy dork. Alice is more special to Jennie.

Harold

Joyce is probably doing lots of things lately through a face full of hair. ...I shall also see myself out

Railway Series Book Club

@sethstie: really hoping you end up getting assigned joyce again so you can be inflicted with this

Lazuli

nailed it

Lazuli

or, maybe alice, she hasnt bothered to notice

Logibear

"Yes Joyce, but now YOU are being satisfied" "... Up top!" "And below!"

Packy Anderson

That's exactly where my brain went, too.

Andrea Andrew

Are you a producer for an animated series?

Lazuli

whats the tyson zone?

GundamBradley

Such goobers, love them. Alice is interesting, I'm really looking forward to finding out if she's going to be concerned she was making Jennifer/Billie upset, or if she will be frustrated that she's kept that from her. Much to find out.

Maude Reads Things

You also don't follow Thor but you still call it Thursday. I think you're allowed lord related song lyrics

Brian Danger Hicks

The identity of this behooded figure remains a complete mystery.

Corronchilejano

Lets just go ahead and close the comment section, it's done for the day.

Ragtime

Just like the Romans

Astariel

At first I was worried that this was going to cause another religious argument between Joyce and Becky, but then I remembered that Becky's an atheist now too. So now I'm just worried about Jennifer and Alice.

KiasyonSFM

Let's get to the bottom of Billie/Jennifer's identity for a bit.

Tessea

Those aren't the lyrics!! Anarchy reigns at Karaoke night!! Where's Joyce? She could sort this out!

voyager-ngc5195

Not a Michael W Smith earworm! Damn You Willis!!

Lisa

I always read it as Jennifer seeing Alice a part of her old life that she really wants back, just the way it was. Jennifer's usually pretty sharp with social cues (minus the lack of self-awareness), so I don't think she'd miss it. She has everyone's number but her own.

Lisa

Lucy really came in with the perfect save. I'm cautiously optimistic.

Lisa

Did Joyce really not think this through before picking this song?

Jennifer Novelli

Where you're so out there that people will believe just about anything about you because you're impossible to exaggerate. It's named for the time Mike Tyson would not let go of trying to set up a boxing match with an actual gorilla.

Lazuli

.....he what

Jennifer Novelli

I can't remember if that was before or after he went bankrupt from breeding pigeons...

Shane Wegner

Don't worry Joyce, the song itself states IF, not IF AND ONLY IFF.

Shane Wegner

As someone with some voice casting experience, the ear picks up on certain things. In the Incredibles, they had Dash's voice actor sprint on a treadmill until he was genuinely winded, since that's one of them. Face-hair probably isn't one of them, but can you risk it?

Shane Wegner

A lot of Joyce's actions support her not being a thinker-througher.

AE Gonzalez

Alice realizing why she hasn’t been able to put her cooch on Jennifer’s cooch.

AE Gonzalez

“So, Jennifer . . .” “Wait. what did you call me?” “Jennif-“ *five minutes later* “Cooch put on coooooooch!”

Simon Magid

Yes, but *apart* from the aquaeduct, sanitation, roads, irrigation, medicine, education, wine, public order, and bringing peace, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Simon Magid

She is SO MYSTERIOUS! o.o

Melenynder

@Lazuli ...To the cross

SmurfJuice

A crown of thorns for thee! Hope you like starfish.

Empress of Robots

AH I just noticed someone beat me to this particular mom joke by several hours RIP U_U

Sajuuk-Khar

It’s fine, Joyce! Just replace the Lord God with THE DARK LORD SATAN

Sajuuk-Khar

Chicken fingers and Mac ‘n’ Cheese, touching each other, MASS HYSTERIA

Tessea

Fortunately I don't believe I've ever heard this song! It is no threat to 'Erase/Rewind' by The Cardigans remaining stuck in my head this morning.

Tessea

Lucy's optimism is almost as pervasive as Agatha's. I honestly think she's right about Alice getting a pass as a long-time friend who wasn't around to see her dealing with the fallout of the Ruth situation. And in Alice's case, she doesn't _want_ to disassociate from her past.

T Campbell

This is a sensible, reasonable approach to religious matters that Joyce has yet to achieve. The first time she says "Good Lord" about something, it'll be a three-day crisis.