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Early update for June 18, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-17 03:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

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mr lizard: we're gonna need another jennifer!

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L2theBell

You know what you need to do...

Avidan

DoA main site comments: What, we need *another* not-straight character? Patreon comments: YES

5099 5618 v2.0

Good for you, kid. Maybe talk to your *current partner* before moving on that particular inclination, but still. Good on you

MST3K.fan: The Cheesy Movie Essays

Another one bites the dust! Kinsey sets fire to his Kinsey scale! Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria! Seriously though, there are almost 0 "completely straight" characters in this strip at this point and I LOVE IT.

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

starting the day by admitting you're bisexual apropos of nothing to own the jennifers

Harold

"Oh my God! I'm... a bisexual version of *myself*!"

Fart Captor

BWAHAHAHAHA hehehehe everyone kiss now

5099 5618 v2.0

(oh god, what if those three figure out a stable polycule configuration before [ Joe | Joyce | Dorothy]. I'd laugh myself into a stroke, if that happened...)

Andrea Andrew

Wow!! She went through the coming out phase way quicker than Joyce.

Lazuli

lucy, being another jennifer would entail you finding another woman to be in a fucked up "will they/wont they" situation

Andrea Andrew

So there really is no straight version of Joyce! 😆🌈🤣

Harold

Cue "All the Girls Love Alice" from Elton John's GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD

Ragtime

On pride month no less. Bi the end of this month I want to hear Amazigirl opine on the subject.

Harold

Well, the day *just* started

Maude Reads Things

Alice certainly can take her pick, I see. XD So much for Joyce being the bisexual version of Lucy. One more thing they have in common XD

KiasyonSFM

That's similar to how I came out to myself, although mine was about being just like a bisexual character.

Lazuli

mary

Astariel

Good job, Lucy!

AE Gonzalez

Joyce has gone from white, bisexual version of Lucy, to white version of Lucy.

Fart Captor

I like how Lucy does the exact same pose for her annoyed reprisal of Joyce's coming out as bi that Ethan did for his annoyed reprisal of Becky's coming out as gay

Andrea Andrew

Joyce and Jacob get the date they missed out on, Dorothy and Lucy make out, and Joe gives to Dorothy….

Crunchos cereal

I love the audible stare from Becky. Also, it’s nice somebody has that much self-awareness, even if prompted slightly.

Doki

WELCOME TO BISEXUALITY, LUCY 🎉

Logibear

My main take here is that Becky has eyebrows that can move fast enough to produce a sound that Lucy can hear

Andrea Andrew

So Jennifer really is stuck in the closet.

Lazuli

by the by where *is* jennifer

Logibear

Now all we need is Jacob to start thirsting over Joe... Then the Fuckocalypse can begin

Logibear

Another one "bi"-tes the dust...

Brian Danger Hicks

I'm assuming that's a typo and at least one of those is supposed to be "bi"

Logibear

She truly is the most R-Kelly of the cast.... wait, no

Jesse

We’ll go to the pound and get you a new Jennifer!

Jesse

She really is like Dorothy and/or Joyce!

MST3K.fan: The Cheesy Movie Essays

It's true. Alice wants a girlfriend very badly and any number of the cast would gladly oblige, and another is added to the "do list" every day. And they're all tens!

GundamBradley

I wonder if this is restoring balance in the force, coming so soon after Amazi-Girl affirms that Amber would not fuck a cis girl.

Brian Danger Hicks

The problem with making another character bi every time someone complains is that with the buffer this is owning someone who complained over a year ago.

Lazuli

bad logibear

Kelly (they-them)

HA! It WAS all sapphics at karaoke! Holy fuck, I can't believe Lucy actually is coming out. Happy pride month, everyone! All sapphics and Sal and Jacob. ...unless?

Kelly (they-them)

Mary is the evil version of Joyce who just so happens to be straight

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

presumably still walking back to her dorm after dropping off the Amazi-Suit in Amber/Dina's room?

Sajuuk-Khar

Lucy’s one regret was that she had Jenniferitis

Kelly (they-them)

Joyce is now the atheist version of Lucy instead of the bisexual version of Lucy

Andrea Andrew

Ohh. So Amazi-Girl likes Sal, but Amber only wants Walky.

Private me

sal is next im calling it now

Andrea Andrew

A Bisexual Christian. Something I used to be. More representation.

Shane Wegner

"Three dates" is dust in the rearview mirror.

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

Mary is the evil version of Joyce who just so happens to be a repressed trans man

DramaQueen

Getting laid is good for Lucy.

C

Also on Pride Month, Aunt Frizi from Nancy came out as bisexual 104 years after her character was created. That was amazing.

Andrea Andrew

That smug smile. Becky now knows she has other options.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Avidan It's freshman year. No one's 100% straight Except Sal, apparently. Also, Roz (I think)

5099 5618 v2.0

@Fart Captor Seconded. Your Honor, move to bring this proposal to the floor for a vote?

5099 5618 v2.0

@MST3K.fan ... Yeah, but consider Ranma 1/2. Sometimes, everyone wanting you is *more* of a problem (and also leads to everyone keeping everyone else from getting anywhere)

5099 5618 v2.0

@KlasyonSFM ...which character? (If I may ask)

5099 5618 v2.0

@Jesse Dusk (/Jump cut to a building labelled "Pound Town") "...they have dogs and cats here, right?"

5099 5618 v2.0

@DramaQueen Does provide a bit of clarity, from time to time.

Packy Anderson

Just because she realizes the inclination doesn't mean she needs to act on it immediately.

KiasyonSFM

My first Commander Shepard, Kallen. She's bisexual and I said I would be to if I was her and it clicked!

Alison Berry

God the way this track my (insanely gay) friend group in college (I was the one that didn't come out until 28)

Gale Tazzin

Dumbing of Age Book 16: Fine! I'm Not Completely Straight

Tessea

But this still leaves last night's question, where IS Jennifer? A - Displacing Jason in Ruth's room B - Sleeping off the adrenaline spike from the dinosaur attack in the privacy of Becky and Dorothy's Room C - Trying to get Malaya out of her room so she can talk to 'Amazi-Girl' Sal in private. D - On Garbage Roof brooding about how things turned out between her and Ruth.

Crunchos cereal

She was already first sneaking into Dina’s and Amber’s room, then seen in the corridor talking with Ruth, fully clothed. So she’s coming back to this building, maybe outside walking.

Zesstra

Dumbing of Age gets even gayer yet again!

Zesstra

I think it would be kinda funny if she saw Becky and Alice on her bed, sighed, and went to Taco Bell like when she got sexiled. And there _still_ won't be red strips.

Maybeeus

Got reminded of how i "figured out" i was Bi. I was about fourteen or so and hung out around a lot of queer folks even then. I basically proclaimed that i was "Not afraid of any hole." and released myself from the shackles of homophobia... But not really since i didn't really meaningfully think about it until i eventually figured out a decade later i was trans. It's going "fuck it i don't want to go through this whole routine of denial everyone else seems to always get caught in." and diving right in. These days i'm not even really sure if i'm bi anymore. I feel more comfortable calling myself a trans lesbian now.

Sajuuk-Khar

Sal: YOU WERE THE OTHER STRAIGHT ONE! You were supposed ta OBSERVE th’ bisexuals! Not join ‘em!

Sajuuk-Khar

Jacob will come out. Roadblock’s voice is the first sign. Sal, though? No. She’s straight as a titanium girder. The girl didn’t want to fuck *Marcie*. If you don’t want to fuck Marcie, you don’t want to fuck girls. QED.

Sajuuk-Khar

@5099: “They have ‘a wide selection of eager pups for any handler’, the brochure says!”

Sajuuk-Khar

Taco Bell Guy: Look, ma’am, we’re only supposed to put those on the Grilled Cheese Burrito! It’s policy! Jennifer: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE OBEYED POLICY?! HITLER! BOOM!! GIVE ME MY RED STRIPS, FASCIST

Sajuuk-Khar

Also this would mean she was on her way to the Bell when she stopped to yell at Ruth, which is fantastic

Tessea

I'm fairly sure she's saying she heard what she just said being very self contradictory. :D

thejeff

That's what Joyce thought about Becky.

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 16: I Admit This IN EARNEST, and I Refuse to Be ANOTHER JENNIFER

Harold

@5099 5618 v2.0: "This IS the right place, isn't it? They told me it was right next door to The Gothic Castle!"

Harold

Also, in the song Alice ends up dead, so there's that

Harold

Every time a commenter cries, DoA gets more bi’s

Corronchilejano

An exevangelical copy of Lucy, who's catholic.

Harold

@Corronchilejano: Lucy isn’t Catholic. She and Becky have been going to the same church recently. Jennifer’s Catholic, I think.

Harold

Special offer for Pride Month at Mattress Firm: Every Jennifer bed comes with a free Alice woman

Andrea Andrew

I’d say Jacob has a type, but then I remember that Sarah hasn’t expressed any interest in women or feminine nonbinary people like Malaya and Booster.

Harold

At this rate we'll need to change this to "Oops! A Non-Sapphic!"

Andrea Andrew

Walky when they find out: I guess I’m two for two on bisexual ex girlfriends. At least Lucy waited until after we broke up to come to this realization.

Nick

Gentle note: "feminine enbies" is a good way to make transmasculine non-binary people really fucking upset. You can just say nonbinary people, it's more accurate and less likely to give offense. Source: 11 years of being in a relationship with a non-binary transmasc person who worries about phrasing like this constantly.

Andrea Andrew

I’m genderfluid nonbinary/trans woman.

Jens H. (Nethead Jay)

Guessing she'll wake up and streeetch tomorrow, providing a very nice visual for both Becky and Lucy.

MrShoggoth

“Hello? Hello? I’ve got a message for you, and you’re not going to like it. Pray for rep.” (I’ve been rewatching Prince of Darkness and that quote was really bugging me to be rewritten)

Astariel

I don't know if we've ever been told what kind of Christian Jennifer is, other than the kind that likes to sleep in on Sunday. Amber is Catholic, though.

Tessea

As far as she's likely to admit, anyway. I somehow doubt she's that big on introspection into uncomfortable concepts.

Tessea

Sarah, maybe?