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Early update for September 17, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-16 03:55:00
Imported:
2026-10

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do you even see the laptop

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Logibear

I would adore a Bonus Strip that covers the sweet daydream that occurs in Asma's mind in that 4th panel

Logibear

It might be too specific a request though

Lazuli

i have an idea: invite ruth to the brunch

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

asma gets ruth to cover her shift and now ruth has to do customer service (or like. whatever you would call it when its basically a customer service job but they're not actually paying for a thing. i wish i had a word for this memorized bc that'd be a really helpful way to describe where i'm employed)

AE Gonzalez

. . . or she’s as oblivious as Jeniffer.

Harold

Alice knows everything. Jennifer knows nothing. A perfect balance!

C

Given her work ethic, it's entirely possible she could get permission for a short lunch break...thinking about it, she probably SHOULD be getting those regularly in a work setting.

Harold

Go to brunch, BE brunch, potato, po-tah-to

Astariel

Isn't being an RA basically a customer service job?

Tessea

Awww! Asma you know you want to go!!

AE Gonzalez

Now we know what Nash is short for. This means Rashida could be shortened to Rash.

Kelly (they-them)

Asma's right though. Being disappointed in yourself fuckin sucks. Unfortunately, I think she'll also be disappointed in herself if she doesn't go to brunch

KiasyonSFM

Ooo Nashita is a lovely name

Kelly (they-them)

I am the complete opposite of Nash. I need an explicit invitation. My 3rd year of dorming at college, two of my roommates left our dorm together to the dining hall. (We shared a suite with a common area and not one bedroom, thank fuck.) Right after they left, I decided to go to the dining hall as well because I was hungry too. I ate at a table alone and they passed me on their way out. They were like, "Kelly, what the fuck. You could have eaten with us." And I was like, "Oh, I thought you two were going by yourselves." I was then explicitly instructed to go with them in the future. Completely unrelated, but my therapist and I were talking recently, and she thinks it's likely I would receive an autism diagnosis were I to get an evaluation.

GundamBradley

I do like that, realistically, Asma can get away with it, but she's got her own standards to consider.

Kelly (they-them)

@Queen Mm, maybe guest services? Public relations? User orientation?

Andrea Andrew

At this point, they’re all going to lunch together.

joe mcguire

Oohhh, dang, it seems Asma already knows and has an opinion on Nash 😅

Lazuli

this is gonna be fun

Fart Captor

Alice may simply wanna smooch Asma and not actually know at all. Lesbians are very good at not knowing

T Campbell

What kind of brunch takes fifteen minutes?

Sajuuk-Khar

I don’t think Alice knows enough to play in Asma’s face, she’s not cruel in that way I think she’s just flirting par excellence, the girl is a ladykiller through and through

Sajuuk-Khar

Please please please yes

Sajuuk-Khar

Yuri fanfiction Quadruple feature

Amós Batista

👏Asma👏skip👏your 👏job👏 because 👏 Alice 👏 is 👏 invite 👏 you 👏

Simon Magid

I am with Asma here, whether she is using it as an excuse to avoid going with them or not. I don't like leaving a position where I am supposed to be available to help people :/

thejeff

Alice definitely wants to smooch Jennifer, which makes inviting Asma to brunch to flirt with her more awkward. Which might also be part of why Asma's declining. Who wants to go to brunch with your crush and your crush's crush?

Shane Wegner

IMO not the kind of thing worth agonizing about on her deathbed, or even later tonight.

Shane Wegner

I agree with the spirit of good customer service, yet in this case is she puts up a Post-It note with "Back in 15" I'd probably just think "Fair."

Harold

Here's to the ladies who brunch!

Simon Magid

Absolutely, or alternately ask someone else to take your spot temporarily. And I might do it given that as an option. I just wouldn't like it, which is not a moral judgment but more a personal quirk of mine. It would nag at me.

Harold

@thejeff: And, possibly, your crush’s crush’s former co-sapphic death cult pacter

Harold

Or Nasher, or “La Nasherina” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

Beck Chonigman

Absolutely fair Asma. For me it would be bc it would make my anxiety spike.

Andrea Andrew

Ladies who brunch and munch on pies.

Harold

Ruth: “All right, let’s keep this simple. Everybody form two lines: one for those who want to keep their femurs, and one for those who don’t care one way or the other.”

Andrea Andrew

I think Alice suspects Asma is sapphic, and is interested, but she also still likes Billifer (and possibly Becky). She wants to see if there are other options/girlfriends she can date while Jennifer figures things out.

Harold

@Andrea Andrew: “While Jennifer figures things out,” a/k/a “until the heat death of the universe”

Harold

@Jamie (QueenofSodor): Congrats on the prediction!