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Early update for September 20, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-19 03:55:00
Edited:
2026-09-20 20:51:30
Imported:
2026-10

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Crunchos cereal

Get some regular headphones! I can’t use earbuds either, so I just use big headphones.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

"Joyce, I'm gonna rapture MYSELF if you be autistic at me about the rapture"

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

girls should always be more autistic (also: joyce's messy ponytail my beloved <3)

C

Mistakes were made with that comment Billiefer, Joyce will take full advantage.

Rob McBobson

Aaaand that's why I use headphones. Headphones! For when you love both music AND not having ear wax on your fingers all the time!

Irene Knapp

indeed. she's just following directions! :D

Andrea Andrew

I…don’t like the way Jennifer is treating Joyce. It comes across as bullying, and hypocritical, since she’s not exactly picking up on social ques herself.

Logibear

"Can you rapture me too" - Alice blushing at 100 degrees

MagnaCarterGT

over-ear headphones exist, Joyce.

Rob McBobson

I believe this is a Paramore song that you don't know. (Yet.)

ArdieBea

Ok, in my subjective timeline we return to Joyce looking very happy very shortly after Willis' DoA Smut patreon uploaded a gorgeous bit of Dorothy/Joyce porn. Gotta say that if my tongue had been where hers has been, I'd be dancing in the halls, too.

Free Headspace

I understand, Joyce. I hate them too. But, oh man, I discovered bone conducting headphones. Since I wear glasses already, it's only a little bit of added weirdness, and oh, the sound is lovely.

Logibear

"Joyce, Be more autistic" "I'm giving her all I've got" "Star Trek references are a good start" "Star Trek?" Smash cut to a severely tussled Dorothy - "It's a livin"

Harold

I mean, it's probably not "socially acceptable" to sing along to the music on your phone while dancing like a dork, either, but here we are. Never change, Joyce.

Jim Farmer

Oh look, Joyce figured out how to say "fuck you" in autistic!

IAmDeltaS

I can't do earbuds either. Open ear earbuds have been rly useful for me though

Packy Anderson

I wore huge cans on my head back before it had hipster cachet, and now I can't anymore because people will think I'm a hipster.

Astariel

How would being more autistic make Joyce comfortable with earbuds?

Rob McBobson

It wouldn't, but that's not the intended point. She doesn't mean "Be more autistic and you can handle it." She's pointing out that Joyce is acting the way that (we) autistic folks tend to act.

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

joyce really knows how to sink her teeth into important subjects

C.T. Phipps

I regret Willis not having a religious character there to say to Joyce, "Joyce, did you know the Rapture is not believed in by virtually any non-American fundamentalist denomination and is considered a fringe Christian belief?" To which Joyce would go, "Yes, because all other denominations are dumb....and so is my ex-one! I mean!"

Astariel

Wait, so this is some slang I've never heard of? And Jennifer really means Joyce is being stereotypically autistic? Dang, I'm embarrassed now.

Astariel

Are people still getting worked up about hipsters? I thought that was a 2010s thing.

Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games

My uncontrollable old man ear hair LAUGHS at you, puny earbuds! Try to stay in for even TEN SECONDS! Muahahahahaaa! Seriously tho

Sydney Ashcraft

I like the silicone-tipped ones, but back before those were a thing, my audiologist father used casts of my ears to make custom earpieces that those round iPod earbuds would fit into. They were the only things I could stand in my ears for the longest time.

Terra Bruder

This is absolutely joy(ous|ce)

Gale Tazzin

"bullying and hypocritical" is kinda her mojo, and telling Joyce to be MORE autistic instead of less is her barest pass at empathy

SomeKindaNerd

Hell yeah Joyce, rock out to Paramore like the bi girlie you are

Shane Wegner

Also implied that Joyce is singing along as she has autistically listed to it on repeat 55 times already.

Shadow12000

Ngl, I get a weird semi-nauseous feeling from normal earbuds, but a coworker introduced me to bone conduction headphones and I freaking love these things.

darklion

Oh. Apropos "being autistic" someone once told me to "be joyous" and I misheard that as "beat your ass".

Rachel Baker

Same, and then I went and redid a bunch of piercings, and had to spend four months with no headphones 😭

holdinglines

joyce girl then get some headphones. sometimes u gotta be a tad uncomfortable. didn't u say the same thing about your glasses

Pangab

For the sake of a better society, we do need to educate people that no one wants them to blast music off their phones in public. That’s annoying to even other autistic people.

Packy Anderson

I guess I can wear my headphones again!

InkyD

Remember, a key advantage of growing older is the unlocked feature: dgaf what other people think. Wear those cans!

George Simpson

it's "cues". Like when actors hear the line that indicates it's the time they're supposed to go onstage.

Alexandra Falk

JOYCE GET SOME REGULAR OVER-EARS! NEURODIVERGENCE IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR BREAKING THE SOCIAL CONTRACT WHEN REASONABLE ALTERNATIVE MEASURES EXIST!

Harold

When I saw the thumbnail I thought Joyce was excitedly taking a photo of Jennifer and Alice together and doing a dance of joy

GundamBradley

I can deal with earbuds fine, but they won't stay in my damn ears, so I just usually don't listen to music on my phone in public settings.

DramaQueen

Don’t be embarrassed, it’s not in common usage. Billie is just being a jerk and even Alice looks put off. Joyce naively treating Billie as a nice person who respects her is exactly why Alice is hanging out with Billie after all.

Steve McSheffrey

Someone tell her that they make bluetooth versions of the old school version.