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Early update for September 30, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-29 03:55:00
Imported:
2026-10

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only sith believe in absolutes

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Logibear

"Looks like I'm 2 for 2 on dramatic responses to my empathy... so Ruth, you doing okay?"

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

easy solution to all of Carla's problems: marry Jugs, for the money

Andrea Andrew

No wonder Joyce has straight teeth. She herself is definitely not straight, and neither is Carla, sexual identity wise and her thinking.

Harold

Teeth *can* be murder machines, though. Have you *met* Dina?

Going88

"#1 Dad✳️" mugs available soon

Astariel

I'm with Carla, having to qualify things sucks.

Harold

"If I murdered you right here in this hallway, they'd finally have to take this job away from me, wouldn't they?" "Yay! 3 for 3!"

Sajuuk-Khar

Hank makes DENTIST money, Carla! And you won’t have to do any icky sex stuff! Joyce can just have a separate dorm room for affairs!

Sajuuk-Khar

“If you’re not with my parents then you’re America’s enemy! …Which is actually probably awesome! Fuck you!”—Carla

5099 5618 v2.0

"Later on, Jugs. Bye, Hot-But-Scary. These abs won't tone themselves!"

5099 5618 v2.0

@Harold Or just teeth on their own. Free advice: if you're ever in a fight and punch someone in the teeth, go directly to the hospital, regardless of whether or not you feel like you won the fight. You do *not* want cellulitis [1] (This kinda feels like advice Ruth would give...) [1] - My brother almost lost his hand, that way. Only took 24 hrs for it to swell up so bad same-day surgery was required.

Tessea

Some people think dentist equipment ARE murder machines. Mostly kids.

KiasyonSFM

Carla not seeing her parents as humans but discourse brownie points.

Shane Wegner

Hank has probably fixed the teeth of one Ruttech employee, so he’s in the ecosystem. That means Joyce’s college funding is compromised also.

Andrew

When she graduates she’ll be rolling in Comic Artist money!

Andrew

“Yes, I know it hurts”. “Then WHY are you still poking there!”

Jasmijn Wellner

my time as patron is swiftly coming to an end (for now, due to cost of living kicking my ass). Soon i will be back on the main site. I hope the comment section isn't as bad as it was when I last visited there.

Harold

Main site commenters: “Challenge accepted”

Harold

In all seriousness, though, you will be missed here, Jasmijn. Hope things get better soon.

C Bonesmith

If you are a body horror enjoyer/tolerator and you would like to see some dental equipment that will leave you going "wait how is this not a murder machine," go look up dental phantoms. If you find body horror/dental horror distressing, do not go look those up. Forget the phrase was uttered.

Maude Reads Things

Most people do, Carla. Hey, cheer up, your parents are probably still the best at supporting their LGBT kid

Tessea

I think I will try to forget the term ever existed. It sounds like I'll have fewer nightmares that way.