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Early update for October 13, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-12 03:55:02
Imported:
2026-10

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and I'm sure they meant

you could be president

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Minzoku Bokumetsu

but can she see why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Logibear

"No, I said you could achieve EVERYTHING. Now cmon babe, we're speedrunning the 100% anti-genocide ending"

Sajuuk-Khar

ah goddammit there goes the honeymoon phase

Harold

"Right now I could help you achieve multip--" "NOT THE TIME, JOYCE"

C

Rough times for Dorothy, oof.

Andrea Andrew

Now they enter the Monica chandler phase.

Lazuli

not the time to talk, joyce. just be quiet and listen.

Steven Herzog

tfw you're reminded that over a year of comic strips have covered one week of in-universe time and these poor kids have been freshmen for SIXTEEN real-world years

Maude Reads Things

Just because you CAN doesn't mean you DID and this guilt spiral isn't helping shit. I really hope she finds a better therapist because at least per Walky the school ones are not very good.

Dan Rabin

Being perfect so as to become president couldn't work. Trying to become the perfect activist isn't making perfect activism. Trying to fill the shoes of the rigidly-moral costumed hero didn't work. Perfect perfect perfect perfect—traditional nemesis of the good. Joyce may be a bit ahead of Dorothy there.

zombie0ate0my0brains

Oh dear, Dorothy is wallowing in guilt. This will take a while to get past; hopefully Joyce is enough to keep Dorothy from doing anything self-destructive.

Packy Anderson

I'm not sure I'd trust Walky's opinion on whether a therapist was good or not.

C.T. Phipps

The important thing to understand is that Dorothy is the important thing. Dorothy and Joyce. Forget this whole "Bulmeria" thing. The newspapers want photos and interviews of them and their relationship. - How that one teacher handles it

Omnithea

Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.

5099 5618 v2.0

@S-K Thought they'd get at least a week of real time, ngl

5099 5618 v2.0

Dorothy, for the love of God, get some sleep, eat some food, and *take tomorrow off*

5099 5618 v2.0

@Harold "...maybe after a nap and a meal, tho...."

5099 5618 v2.0

@zombie0ate0my0brains Oh, no, are we tossing those dice *already*?

Tessea

No more Amazi-Girling for Dorothy. She needs to stop dwelling on fixing everything right now and on herself. She can't save the world if she's an anxious, sleepy mess. She didn't disrupt the protest, the police did that long before anything she or Joyce did. Becky is responsible for how she treated Dina. The sink is..... not worth the stress. The people who shut down the newspaper are responsible for that, no matter what Dorothy wrote. But intrusive thoughts will intrude. ;_;

Tessea

I'm sure the sink will survive. It may even like it's new color.

Shane Wegner

Neuroticism is taking responsibility for things that can't reasonably be your fault.

Astariel

I suppose it was too much to hope that achieving true love would let Dorothy learn how to chill.

NinjaZaku

They really speedran it, damn.

Kelly (they-them)

They were sort of honeymooning all of first semester

Sajuuk-Khar

I mean, both Walky and empirical evidence suggest IU’s therapy division is woefully inadequate

5099 5618 v2.0

Oh hey, apropos of nothing in particular, Mystery Skulls just dropped a new single. They didn't include the lyrics with it, but the chorus seems to be "I'm depressed / I live in the future / I'm anxious and horny" Not sure what reminded me of that out here, but if you also enjoy this band, its (very odd) video is here: https://youtu.be/YSm9Jx-xCxc?is=4RQaelXZ2qU5PKBp *Bow* *bamf*

KiasyonSFM

You can do anything, including un Dorthy-ing a Joyce

Going88

Yes, yes, be in agony! Pay for your Dina crimes! >:3

Harold

@5099 5618 v2.0: It *has* been a week in real time (I assume you mean *comic* real time). The BDK* was last Saturday, and it's now the following Saturday. (* BDK = Big Damn Kiss, per TV Tropes)

Harold

Well, the Walkys gonna Walk, Walk, Walk, Walk, Walk And the Joyces gonna Joyce, Joyce, Joyce, Joyce, Joyce I'm just gonna Dorp, Dorp, Dorp, Dorp, Dorp Dorp it up! D-Dorp it up!

Going88

I just shotgun the archive last month. The time slippage is so real. They start off playing on the 3ds, to Pokémon go, to Nintendo switch (Gen 1)