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Early update for October 15, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-14 03:55:00
Imported:
2026-10

Content

schedule harder!!!!

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Minzoku Bokumetsu

"IF THIS BED'S A ROCKIN' DON'T COME A—wait absoLUTELY come"

ArdieBea

Yep, these are the horn-dogs we've come to appreciate so much.

GundamBradley

It's a shame "Goddamnit, Stop Saying Fuckable Things" isn't really workable for a book title.

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 17: Goddammit, Stop Saying Fuckable Things!

Logibear

"What are you gonna yabba dabba do about it?"

Logibear

"Are you saying we'll have a gay old time?"

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

also: big fan of how we're coming out of the last strip, where joyce is maybe realizing "huh, maybe dorothy is also autistic", with dorothy going "WELP, THE SOLUTION IS MAKING A SCHEDULE" shot and chaser

Harold

"Call me Ms. Flintstone..."

Fart Captor

It is now mission to cause my girlfriend to have to say this to me

Going88

"Saying fuckable things isn't for another 22 minutes >:( STAY ON SCHEDULE"

Brendan Thompson

Joyce be bed rocking on that truth til she activates Dottie’s neurons

Tessea

Dammit, Joyce I'm trying to have an epiphany here!

KiasyonSFM

Just when we thought we were getting somewhere, it's back to horny.

Astariel

I'd accept that as either one.

5099 5618 v2.0

Back with another one of them BEDROCKIN' BEATS

5099 5618 v2.0

@KlasyonSFM The Hornt is an energy field. It surrounds them and penetrates them all; it binds the cast together.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Harold "Okay, but later I wanna be Captain CAAAAAAAVEMAN."

5099 5618 v2.0

(wait, is it a little too early for the "try to see what craziness I can get away with saying in bed" game?)

Logibear

"As long as you're okay with meeting EL KABONG!"

Dedi Variety VODS

All Problems Can be Averted Through Scheduling would unironically be an amazing book title, but we know Willis is gonna go with "Goddammit, Stop Saying Fuckable Things!" cause it's way funnier lmao

5099 5618 v2.0

@Logibear I think we're all looking forward to *that* one...

Maude Reads Things

It'll all come out in the wash, Dorothy. You'll find something either as the shift is happening or once it's settled

Packy Anderson

@5099 Yes, a Joyce's strength flows from the Hornt. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Hornt are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fuck. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.

Harold

@Maude Reads Things: Is it laundry time again, already?

Harold

They're about ready to... rock steady

5099 5618 v2.0

@Packy Anderson Joyce: "Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Fab'lous the Bi?" [1] Dorothy: "With all due respect, love, that's like asking if Joe has heard of fellatio." J: "...is that what you call it when--" D: "I wrote my thesis on the use of DICHOTOMY inherent within the tale with a *particular* focus on the intent of the meta-narrative." [1] - https://youtu.be/sg0SmgoSMg4?is=Li0qul8eu_Ntp0b6