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Early update for October 23, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-22 03:55:01
Edited:
2026-10-22 20:36:02
Imported:
2026-10

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it'll be my wife's birthday! (october 23rd, not the rapture)

(october 23 is the day when god created the universe)

(also april 3, my birthday, was the friday jesus was crucified in 33 AD)

(it's probably a good thing my family's particular strain of christianity wasn't terribly into numerology)

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Comments

Andrea Andrew

It’s a little funny and a little sad that Joyce fixates on the rapture despite it not being real.

Corronchilejano

I am so very sad I can't post the image of the squirrel being disintegrated but with Ethan's face.

LupinThe8th

Joyce is going full Denethor. "Abandon your posts! Flee! Flee for your lives!"

Astariel

Run, Ethan, run! And take Amber with you!

Logibear

Oh no, the final seal is broken. Woe betide those who hear her voiceless wail. "I have places to be and a man to do Joyce" *eldritch shrieking about the end times*

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 17: RUN or Be BESIEGED WITH INFORMATION

Lazuli

30 seconds afterward. eating tomatoes like dennis quaid ate seafood

Lazuli

"run or be besieged with information". dialogue like this, man......

Harold

Meanwhile, Amber is sending Joyce a link to Roz's OnlyFeet site

Logibear

I mean, I fixate upon the pre-disney era Star Wars EU and it isn't real... which I guess is also a little funny and sad.

Sydney Ashcraft

Oh my god, I am yoinking that last panel for a reaction image.

Lazuli

some user on there: ToeTheLine69

AE Gonzalez

Tribbing, obviously. Lots and lots of tribbing.

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

instinctively wanted to roll my eyes at Joyce for getting in her own head about this, but then i remembered how i've been inflicting episodes of Thomas the Friend onto a friend (as part of our Special Interest Exchange Program). said friend just-so-happens to be jewish, and i didn't realize until we were far too deep into proceedings that there's like, 50-something episodes of that show that are about CHRISTMAS. so Joyce is right to be conscious of these things actually

Maude Reads Things

Yeaaaahhhhhh, you're not gonna wanna hang around to hear you're gonna either be a sacrifice to bring back Jesus or have to give up your Jewishness, Ethan.

Harold

Warn as many of the others as you can!

David M Willis

let me tell you about transformers (and also the rapture)

Amós Batista

I'm suspect that Willis would be omniously insufferable if he studied witchcraft: each side of it is an endless trap of dump information

Andrea Andrew

Transformers have a greater chance of existing than Yahweh

Spartacus

It's got so many good off-ramps into other facts, so you can get into the fractally complex pool of sociology. It's very well suited for a fixation

KiasyonSFM

Ok, that last panel is goddamn funny. 😭😭

Packy Anderson

One if by land, two if by sea? Listen, my children, to the story regal Of the midnight run of Ethan Segal, On the twenty-third of October, in Sliding Timescale: Hardly a man can tell the tale Of when he tripped and went spread eagle.

im_sentient

How kind of the Joyce Bomb to come with a warning announcement

NinjaZaku

You wanna run that part about Dorothy's feet past us one more time, Joyce?

Shane Wegner

Besieged? I like sieges, they happen often in Total War: Warhammer 3, a game I have 2000+ hours in. You see, our tale begins when the Old Ones accidentally detonated two warp gates at the poles, shattering the veil to the dimension of Chaos, and…

Zesstra

Yay, we hit the bluesky preview panel I have been waiting for.

Tessea

This conversation is definitely going places. Meanwhile Amber's tuned out and is playing Pokemon Go.

Zesstra

I once remembered a bit of Father Ted I wanted to show one of my Jewish friends (who at the time was a very new friend) and completely forgot about the preceding 20 odd minutes of episode that is heavily about a certain 20th century German political movement and was completely mortified. Apparently similar had happened with one of her friends showing her a rodeo movie where an old man turns up mid movie to talk about his experience during the Shoah and this other friend was similarly mortified, though in that case they didn't know going into the film that it would do that while I just forgot.

Zesstra

Last panel is me when someone says "Dumbing of Age? What's that?"

Zesstra

I sent it out of context to a friend with only the text "It me" and he immediately said "It certainly is"

joe mcguire

Joyce has been bugging me lately with her decision making but…..I get it. I get not being able to stop the flood….

Empress of Robots

Meh, I'm Jewish and my kiddo loves Thomas & Friends (especially the Christmas ones). Don't go all Joyce over it lol

Empress of Robots

I think Joyce would be surprised how interested Dorothy would be in Seven Years of Tribbing

Beck Chonigman

My manager made the mistake of asking me what Doctor Who was about when I told him it was my favorite show. I said more or less the exact same thing Joyce just did.

Harold

@Empress of Robots: That was a Brad Pitt movie, wasn't it? I may be remembering that wrong...

David M Willis

The Transformers were created by their own God, so I'd say they have the same chances of existing as an Earth God.

Andrea Andrew

True,, but Primus actually became the planet, depending on which continuity you follow.

Alexandra Falk

Gotta say, as a Jew, I always have fun learning about Christian apocrypha. As long as noone asks me to change my behavior or actions based upon it, it's just another fandom with fun lore.

Paul McCubbrey

Somehow I have only just now remembered that these two used to date