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BONUS STRIP FEBRUARY 2018 THE SECOND (Patreon)

Published:
2018-03-04 06:37:56
Edited:
2018-04-07 05:58:54
Imported:
2026-06
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BLOWJOB CAT

1/18 second bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-2018-16850901

3/18 second bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-2018-18029959

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Simon Magid

We don't actually have school shootings in Denmark. It must be because all our teachers are armed to the teeth. Wait. No. They aren't. Then I have no idea why. It can't possibly be because of our very heavy gun control because the NRA says that that doesn't work.

Dean Reilly

We believe in you, Blowjob Cat!

C.T. Phipps

In my Supervillainy Saga novels, I made a combination of the Red Skull and Handsome Jack as the main villain for the third book. He was President of the United States due to comic logic. I received a dozen 1-star reviews because people assumed he was a parody of Trump. I'm starting to see it.

Simon Magid

Sadly no. We are simply lacking in artists as talented as you and the one who made Blowjob Cat. :(

Simon Magid

The reviewer Spoony once commented on how comics always had someone obviously villainous, evil and out of their mind put into leadership positions. He made a skit in which his own show's mad scientist-cum-archvillain Dr. Insano got elected President of the United States. I remember thinking how that was less funny after Trump got elected.

Packy Anderson

It's always been a danger of our political system.

Simon Magid

I guess of any political system. The one advantage Denmark has is that we are so small and insignificant that no self-respecting supervillain would bother taking us over. At worst we get trampled when one takes over a neighbouring country.

C.T. Phipps

Hell, if the choice is between Trump and Lex Luthor, I at least know Luthor knows what he's doing. I mean, Luthor may put kryptonite in schools but not arm the teachers to shoot at their presumed students or suspicious strangers who might be parents or relatives.

Rook Hallan

Simon, from what I understand Denmark is preparing to enforce extremely harsh criminal punishments selectively on poor immigrants? Are you sure about the supervillain thing?

Simon Magid

No no, these are just regular old Nazi wannabes, they aren't supervillains. Supervillains would be wanting to conquer the rest of the world. With the military forces available to Denmark we might barely be able to conquer Antarctica. Provided the penguins didn't put up too stiff a resistance. I do agree about our Minister of Immigration, mind you. The basic problem about her is that to use Carla's 'vaginal discharge' about her would be to give her an undeserved compliment. In fact, a woman I am acquainted with (and whose wrath I would fear to invoke) refers to her as the 'cryogenic clit.'

Bagge

A much better suggestion than the arming-teacher's bullshit.

CreatorWorks

I'm glad this one isn't going up on the main site, the comments there would NOT be pretty...

Daniel

We don't have a lot of shootings, period. Must be magic.

Simon Magid

I can't see why. I mean, it's not as if Blowjob Cat's face is all _that_ scary. o.o

miniMeissner

And here I am, thinking every politician's ideas on stemming gun violence are stupid. But Willis, he's onto something. David Willis 2020

Moritz Nöltner-Augustin

Why only arm the teachers? Won't you by consequence also have to arm all the pupils so that if a teacher goes bersek, the students can stop him/her? Isn't that the whole concept of balances of power? As a sidenote: Get your some proper gun control. It's not like you _have_ to appear as a third world country.

Mark

Also, even police in a stressful situation have only about a 1 in 5 chance of hitting their target. Also, are the teachers supposed to maintain a constant bead on the door, or fast draw when the invader appears?

ari freiser

"It's not like you _have_ to appear as a third world country."

ari freiser

It really is, tho. Says it right there in our Constitution (Scalia Edition) and everything.