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it's everybody's favorite bartender, barb

sorry jason

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K the Nerd

Hey, at least Galasso remembered Ken's name

Simon Magid

Who needs an Infinity Gauntlet when you are GALASSO? The very FABRIC of Time and Reality are his to command!

Andrew

Maybe 2 of them could serve together, a combined age thing sounds like it _could_ be a law, right?

Gwen Sanger

I recommend a complex system of conveyor belts. It worked in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang.

Stevie C-K

Personally I prefer a small army of toddlers serving the alcoholic beverages in my establishment.

Jetstream

Do you really have to be 21 to serve alcohol in Indiana? You can serve it at 18 in Texas.

Andrew

Hmm, like a sushi conveyer belt but for beer? First table is gonna get sooo sloshed.

Captain Button

When you are a youth-stealing psychic vampire it is best to have the youngest staff feasible, it takes longer for people to catch on that way.

Jetstream

That's weird as hell.

Andrew

Could Barb be the vampire? We haven’t seen her outside yet... and there’s no mirror behind the bar!

Gwen Sanger

Galasso's ingenuity knows no bounds! He could make them so complex that each one only goes to a specific table.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Galasso is the Reality Stone Maybe Pamela is the Time Stone Conquest is the... Soul Stone? idk

Douglas Appelt

Barb doesn't need no steenkin' bowtie to run the bar! Her Command Presence says it all.

Douglas Appelt

Maybe if Jason wore a midriff-baring shirt, he would be the favorite bartender. Let's ask Sal?

David M Willis

You can't even run a 6-pack of beer over the scanner if you're a grocery store cashier.

Andrew

Or... put the bar on the conveyer, or every table to take them to the bar! Personally I’d go with a firehose-powered drinks mixer - all Barb needs is line-of-sight.

Maude Reads Things

Poor Barb, no wonder the bar is susceptible to bow tied strangers sneaking behind the bar

Bagge

Because they wok cheep and put up with Galassos' idiosyncratic behavior as a boss?

Berry

The manager at the round table near my house had no idea that minors couldn't serve beer and regularly had the high schoolers that worked there do it.

Corwin Haught

That is a string of your fictional universe you wouldn't like to pull.

Viktor

Becky is power, obviously. Lucy is soul, since she has one. Jason is space, since he’s a foreigner. Conquest is brilliant, therefore mind. Barb rewrote reality in order to exist. And Pamela is time.

Pyper_13

I'm in Montreal, Canada, and not only can you serve alcohol here at 18, but 18 is actually the legal age you can order and drink as well!

Dean Reilly

If one server rides on another's shoulders, they are legally considered to be one person of their combined age.

Edward Eade II

Little known fact, most of those laws have a loophole where if you are a child of the owner the age restriction does not apply. (To help out Mom & Pop places where the only employees are the family)

Jasmijn Wellner

i for sure thought her name was bart no idea why

Jasmijn Wellner

is galasso going to adopt all of his employees?

Jordan Hiller

Well, if this isn't convenient for our bow-tied friend...

Marlena Harris

Well, at the very least, one of those is his daughter, so that would mean she should be able to serve drinks.

holdinglines

Huh, I didn’t think Conquest was under 21. Wonder if she also attends IU