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K the Nerd

Damn, Sarah's not playing with this

Doomed

Hmmm . . . As a good Christian Mary should be trying to save everyone, not basking in their future awful eternity.

Simon Magid

Hell is empty, and all the Evangelicals are here.

Rich Holmes

You're under the impression she's a good Christian?

Doomed

Oh heavens no. She just needs to adjust her reactions a bit if she wants to keep up the facade. Given how the whole floor despises her now, maybe she just does not care anymore about appearing to be better.

Grace Serenity

I knew plenty of hellfire and brimstone Christians, just like Mary. They revel in the world burning forever. They're the same people that are trying to rebuild the temple in Jerusalem so Revelation happens faster.

Andrew

Too far Sarah - now she might be the happiest person! Better dial Mary down a bit with a little dose of Carla.

Regalli

Yeah, no, Mary is definitely ‘Make fun of someone you don’t like’ and Sarah is scowl.

Maude Reads Things

I mean, yeah, Mary delights too much in other's misfortune to be scowl.

Chasey

Maybe all these happy thoughts will distract her from being an utter spunktrumpet for a few days.

Jetstream

A local boy kicked her in the butt last week. She just smiled at him, and turned the other cheek. She really doesn't mind, she wishes him well... cuz she'll be laughing her head off when he's burning in hell.

Doomed

I enjoy your poetry.

Gwen Sanger

I love how much Sarah wants to be the floor's grouch.

Bagge

Happy thoughts!

Bagge

She takes her personal branding seriously

Ariel Rosenfeld

that a line from the weird al song amish paradise

Doomed

I thought I had heard it before

Scott Dockery

Mary's the full-on "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" type. Sadistic joy is just more proof of her piety.

Scott Dockery

I'm not sure what meme she's talking about, so I'm picturing a D&D alignment grid.

Bagge

Anyone made that meme for the dumbing of age cast yet? If there is a "poopy" mood I nominate Walky

Shawn Levasseur

Mike then walks by and says, "… including you."

Regalli

Actually, we should. Let me get back to you on that. (The meme in question is actually specifically ‘Take Care of Your Mental Health,’ So said mood is not on it, but oh we could get such leverage from it.)