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GALASSO!!!

6/20 second bonus strip:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/second-bonus-for-39037423 

8/20 second bonus strip:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/second-bonus-for-41290982 

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Lagia Chris

...your alright Galasso.

Steve

to be fair, a bit of whiskey or rum in a chocolate milk is pretty great

NekoIncardine

After where the main arc has ended up I needed this

Mel

I think Galasso is probably the best character in the comic.

Chasey

Chocolate milk is my go-to. Galasso's my new fave.

Simon Magid

FOOL! There is no PROBABLY about the GREATNESS that is Galasso! He shall RULE this Patreon and EVERY BONUS STRIP shall feature his INVINCIBLE MIGHT (and subs)!

Gwen Sanger

This made me genuinely smile. Makes me want to reread Shortpacked.

Nok

...uh oh. I might finally finish that rum bottle in the back of the kitchen.

Regalli

Galasso’s a delight. I get why he’s used sparingly these days but I always welcome his mighty presence.

Daniel Adams

My new headcanon is Galasso is a many years sober alcoholic who uses his pizza empire to keep it that way

Dev

This is ridiculously endearing.

Populuxe

Galasso’s Chocolate Milk (and Whipped Cream!)

Captain Button

Hey, at least he didn't FAIL GALASSO FOR THE LAST TIME!

Giant Speck

Oh, look. It's Greg Davies and little Alex Horne!

Jack Allen

strong strip in general, but that first panel is some excellent Galasso content on it's own

darklion

Galasso better than metal, he Boron

Nailbumwees

Crap, now I'm reading Galasso's lines in Greg Davies' voice.

Bagge

CORRECT!

Packy Anderson

Kahlua AND chocolate in milk? Redundant.

Dean Reilly

Incorrect, Galasso is a successful businessman.

Packy Anderson

Maybe he inherited a pizza empire from his father, and, despite all his efforts to expand it, there's just one location left and the extent of the expansion is the addition of "(and subs)".

Daniel Adams

Galasso has more in common with Bob’s Burgers then he does Trump.

Packy Anderson

He is relentlessly self-aggrandizing. He has an incredibly fragile ego. He has a daughter that he treats like a piece of meat. He is a complete idiot. He would run his business into the ground if he didn't have people working for him who knew what they were doing. And now... he doesn't consume alcohol.

Cryptic

How many of us can ever truly say we've lived? What a gift!

Ill-Tempered Clavier

Mind you, I've already tried any number of craft beers that were similarly confused

Ill-Tempered Clavier

Even though we tend to forget it (as does he), Trump has TWO daughters that he treats with contempt. So, totally different!