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BONUS STRIP FEBRUARY 2016 (Patreon)

Published:
2016-02-29 01:43:50
Edited:
2023-06-06 19:29:45
Imported:
2026-06
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carla and galasso kept on vying for top spot so i was like whatever i'll put them both in

3/16 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/4908731

1/16 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/4228517

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Jen

Hi Ken!

Battlecrazed Axe Mage

Carla babe, you better hope Galasso's Pizza (and Subs) doesn't have mice...

Andrew

How long is she willing to wait? Could take a while to find a deep sea giant squid. Perfect job for Faz though.

thejeff

Or roaches. She didn't specify mammals. Or even vertebrates. I'm also amused that she seems to realize it, think about it for a bit and then decide to clarify. A wise choice Carla, long pig isn't healthy.

Lazuli

is this the first time danny and carla have been in a panel together?

Spencer

Nope. Back when we first learned Danny was bi, Carla was skating by when Danny almost leaped in front of her.

Spencer

This is the best possible strip you could have written. Are these the character models for Danny and Carla this storyline, or possibly the next?

Doomed

There might be a dog tied up outside . . .

Spencer

I like how Dhalsim gets subtle character building through these patreon strips.

sam

Is that Blanka?

Hedgie

Would non-human animals still include Mary? Nevermind, Carla probably doesn't want to devour that much bile.

Tsa

why not use one of the humans in the snow globes in the basement

C

Oh Galasso, always being you...

Aranda Adams

Danny: Also, you nearly ran me over once and I got tackled by a hot guy as a result. ...Have I thanked you for that?

Anonymous Unknown

Carla, Galasso *and* Honda in one strip that involves customer service? All we need now is a Transformers rant and we've reached Peak Shortpacked.

jimbotherisenclown

I can't help but wonder if she realized what he was doing in panel three and spent panel four debating if she really wanted to know what people taste like.

Francisco

I now realize Rashid has had more appearances in these bonus strips than in the webcomic proper.

Paul Grodt

THERE WAS NO VYING. GALASSO HAS TRIUMPHED!

Populuxe

If you were Ken, would you continue to work for Galasso? "Yeah, you did try to murder me. But I need the paycheck."

Gwen Sanger

Wow! That sure was nice of Carla to step in : )

Tip

Hmmm....I guess I don't hate people THAT much.

Bagge

*Catches Galasso on the way through the door with a guide book to the zoo* "ONLY A FEW ANIMALS, WHICH I NOW WILL LIST"

Bagge

I have to wonder what previous experience Danny has with Gallasso being literary minded.

Bagge

FOOL. THOSE ARE FOR DESSERT . FOOL

Bagge

Faz is great and so is his squid. Faz' squid is not an euphemism for his penis.

Bagge

Not anymore they don't...

darklion

Is this Ken's first appearance?

Bagge

You have to admire Galassos' sense of custom service, though.

Plum

Such a commitment is truly extraordinary.

Dean Reilly

Damn you for making me think of Fry's dog from Futurama. It's bonus strip day! This is meant to be a happy time!

Doomed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mersharr

Yay. It's been way too long since we last saw Galasso.

Bagge

It's his last apperance

Bagge

He should have read the employee handbook more carefully.

Bagge

Good bye Ken

Bagge

Dear lord, if Galasso and Dina teamed up... "I have now provided you with a complete list of known animals (with a subsection of extinct ones)" "THE FIRST ON THE LIST THAT WILL FALL FOR GALASSOS' MIGHT IS THE AARDWARK. TO THE AIRPORT!!!"

Carla Viz

This poll outcome pleases me.

Captain Button

Gallasso doesn't strike me\ as the reading type.

MacTosh

Loooong pig

Yoder of Kansas

Transcript: Panel 1, Carla: "I want a pizza with every single animal on it. Load it up with meat." Panel 1, Galasso: "It shall be done." Panel 2, Danny: "Be careful. Galasso can take things people say pretty dang literally." Panel 5, Carla: "Non-Human animals."