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not that she's on those group texts

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The challenges of that picky eating life

Dan Rabin

I looked closely. Now I wonder how Dexter tastes. Preheating oven...

C.T. Phipps

I choose to believe YHVH is real in this universe of the Williverse just because Joyce being his prophet and refusing to believe the dreams he's sending is hilarious.

Kurt051

You can see Fuckface in the toy pile or a toy similar looking to the iguana.

Michael Gleason

Sarah's quip made me literally do a laugh snort...

William Tessmer

Well, she's dreaming herself with glasses, so that dream change didn't take long. The god nightmares might last a little longer though, in my experience.

▲ndrusi

Probably somewhere around the same time you stop having the "exam for a class I don't remember taking" nightmare.

Rubia

I see that taco. >_>

Bagge

Nah, that should be Mary's codename. Joyce should be "sweet disaster" or "cute catastrophe" or something like that

Regalli

... I mean it could be an angry blobfish but shit, I’m pretty sure you’re right, good catch but also aaaaaaah.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

how did they make a giant Dinobot plush (customised with "Vote DeSanto") w/o Hasbro getting up in their grill

Regalli

Everything about this strip gives me joy, except Dab. Also is that one of Ultra Car’s robo arms behind/to the right of the squid?

Regalli

Aaah, no, tied up end of the bedsheet! That’d do it. Picture Bible Nightmare of Acts 10:13 is the thing that finally allows Joyce to come fully to terms with the A-word, huh? ... Honestly, that makes far too much sense.

NinjaZaku

Oh joyce...they don't

RacingTurtle

Mmmm, Alien from the planet Alien, my favorite!

Shane Wegner

I see Joyce’s unconscious has already updated her self-concept to include her glasses on her dream self.

Simon Magid

it was made specifically to order

Simon Magid

I hope she is patient then. I am still having these on occasion more than thirty years later.

Simon Magid

Where did God attach the ropes, you ask? Why, turtles all the way up.

Bagge

...or Holy Terror

Packy Anderson

Same. Though at this point, they're less scary and more "eh, oh well."

Packy Anderson

THANK YOU! This is the context I needed.

Pierpaolo Di Camillo

I think Sarah has a point. Maybe she still has Joyce's under this name on her smartphone.

Donald Boettger

Right, Simon... but they're SEA turtles up there in the firmament.

David M Willis

As a bonus, here's the script for this strip I jotted into Notepad when I had the idea in the middle of the night a few weeks ago: PATREON STRIP: dream: get up joyce, kill eat joyce: but the animals are touching dream: i made them, are they unclean joyce: i want chicken nuggets joyce, waking up: when am i going to stop having christian dreams

David M Willis

The chicken nuggets line was in the strip itself for a while, but I preferred doubling down on the Not Touching thing.

Kyle

That heavenly food supply looks suspiciously like a plushie collection. Apparently the lord god is a dry goods manufacturing plant somewhere in east Asia.

Some Ed

I think the lord god moves around a bit. They were in Hong Kong when I was a kid, but they've been so many different places since then, I've lost track.