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the warners are still leading the poll, right, i haven't actually gone to go check that that remains the case in about a week, but i wrote this one in the shower, so

4/16 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-2016-5229004

6/16 bonus strip: https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-strip-june-5864148

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Jen

Mike's parents: best parents or *best parents*?

Doomed

I'm going to throw up. Vivid word picture, young sir

Doomed

Not exaggerating, ate some bad stuff, that dialogue may have tipped the scales.

Mabel Heven

This is both hilarious and mildly disturbing. Not sure whether they were terrible parents or good parents or Mike is just that damn smooth (In terms of somehow being such a jerk he gets away scott free, like so jerky people think he has to be joking) :P

DVW

Maybe somewhat like the kind of parents who, when you're a kid, you think "aw man they're the best parents" but then took back on it decades later your realize "holy shit they were terrible parents"

Captain Button

So he is some kind of performance artist?

sjmcc13

Cleanse yourself

Viktor

Nah, picture growing up with these parents. Mike acts out to try to provoke a reaction, because if he does at least it's an improvement over the constant samey niceness that was his entire childhood.

Mabel Heven

That explains a lot actually haha. Had not thought of it that way.

Nikki

The sad part is that I know parents like that... and they're raising our next generation... lol

Stephen B.

Willis - is the 'photoraphs' a typo missing a 'g'?

David M Willis

well it'll be fixed in the collection -- i can't update this post with a new version

Flounder

"You have no power here."

Harmony Petersen

Or you could always decide she has a speech impediment? Or that she just has a few words she mispronounces reguarly. (For example, with my S.O., I always mispronounce teamwork as Team Wark as a FF7 chocobo reference.) Maybe she's a scooby doo fan and does a slight mimic of scooby?

Christine Marie

I should be thanking you! Your comment in the voting polls was what made me vote for this one. 100% worth it.

Silas Murray

GOD DAMMIT HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH THAT HARD

Tiago Quintana

Is there a version of this strip with better resolution?

RubbishBinMan

George: "Honey? We've got mail from our son, Michael!" Harriet: ""Dearest parents, I write to thank you for the care package you so thoughtfully mailed to me."" Harriet: "And here is a series of photographs he took of himself rubbing the contents of the package all over his genitals and then throwing everything in the garbage." George: "That's my boy! Always knowing the importance of expressing yourself!" Harriet: "He is a treasure!"