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Joe!  An order of Joe!  

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Ronokki

Specify Joe, you need to specify!

Lethurblaka

You needed to specify 'horny AND attracted to men', Joe. 😆

Dracon Atrox

"Technically, I answered your prayer..."

Taffy

Poor Daisy. She's like, stupid-hot but she's got the worst luck.

VengeanceKnight

So in the Dumbiverse, God is a sentient monkey’s paw?

C

And who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? You gotta be more specific Joe.

Spencer

Daisy got her invite to major recurring character status stolen by Jason so now she makes do with what she can

Pierpaolo Di Camillo

Awesome! Joe is really ungrateful here. The prayer was answered.

WillowD

Giggling like crazy right now. Thanks.

Lagia Chris

I can see Joe being her Wingman if only so he can stop being bored.

Harold

That karmic payback for The List just keeps on coming, doesn't it? And oh, Daisy. I would love for her to encounter the Grace/Mandy/Sierra polycule, and for them to be open to adding a fourth. She's been tortured long enough!

Outrider

This is extra funny to me because Daisy is looking for the volleyball team in the food court for some reason. I suppose maybe that's where they agreed to do the interview, but I like the idea that she's just so distracted at the thought of meeting the team that she's wandering around the entire campus stammering about needing to do them.

Amós Batista

The Do List really brought Joe's attraction power to, like, minus zero.

Etienne M.J. Dubourg

I'd say it wasn't, as Joe asked for a woman EQUALLY horny, and I think that Daisy is far hornier, at least by sheer force of frustration...

Sn4ptr4n

Unliked it so you're back to 69!

Spencer

This isn't really something I'm thinking of because of this strip (in that I don't think it due to Joe going "I need a random lay") but I'm curious about what Joe's deal with Amber about carrying each other's baggage is gonna mean going forward with how he interacts with Joyce. I'd like to think it's "I'm going to be more actively emotionally available around her" if that's what him wanting to see her yesterday was about, but I kinda read Joe as not really cognizant of doing good by her like he has, like the genuinely supportive stuff he's saying is just autopilot to him instead of "good and meaningful advice on this thing no one else is helping her out with." Like, what he's doing now isn't "emotional honesty" it's just something he's doing there and now and he doesn't *catch* that he is being emotionally supportive to her. I really wanna see what their first post-Faith Off conversation's gonna be like.

Ouri Maler

She has never displayed any sexual interest in men. In this continuity or the previous one. So, very probably not.

ValdVin

Joe probably doesn't know much Twilight Zone else he'd have worded his prayer for a woman of "amount and type" of equal horniness. And a few other specifics wouldn't hurt either (not married, age appropriate, so on...).

Captain Button

Don't go spreading any blasphemous rumors...

Steve McSheffrey

I feel for Joe. When I pray for a winning lottery ticket I forget that technicallys even dollars is still a win.

Sean Murphy

There's an observation to be made here that, in this situation, Joe's tunnel vision on getting laid may have caused him to miss a real opportunity for genuine connection. I feel like he and Daisy could have a lot to talk about, re:their mutual horniness, but she's off the table as a sexual partner, so he doesn't bother.

Onyx

hahahaha

Onyx

I mean right now that's all Daisy is focused on right now, so I don't know how much of a real conversation they could have at the moment.

zaratustra

Joe and Daisy, hitting the bars. This can work.

Maude Reads Things

Sorry, dude, you gotta specify if you want a deity to be your wing-deity.

Beck Larkin

These two would be friends somewhere, I think.